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The "Human Barbie"
« on: April 09, 2014, 05:30:22 pm »
Meet Valeria Lukyanova, a Moldavian-Ukrainian woman who uses heavy makeup and plastic surgery to look like a doll.

The result is uncanny:



As if it wasn't enough that she frightens small children, she's also a racist.  In an interview with GQ magazine, she claimed that "race-mixing" is causing an increase in cosmetic surgery:

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"For example, a Russian marries an Armenian", Valeria elaborates helpfully. "They have a kid, a cute girl, but she has her dad's nose. She goes and files it down a little, and it's all good. Ethnicities are mixing now, so there's degeneration, and it didn't used to be like that. Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this. I love the Nordic image myself. I have white skin; I am a Nordic type—perhaps a little Eastern Baltic, but closer to Nordic."

Congratulations.  Now I don't feel bad about admitting your appearance creeps me out.  She's also an anti-feminist, and she wants to try out "breatharianism".  For those unaware, breatharianism is a "diet" that consists entirely of air and sunlight.  I wonder if that makes her eligible for a Darwin Award.

All this is just plain disturbing.  I think I need a shower.

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Re: The "Human Barbie"
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2014, 05:43:02 pm »
1. Is this a different human Barbie than the one that's paying thousands of dollars for brain damage so that she's a stereotypical brainless beauty?

2. Why the fuck do I have to ask that question in order to know which human Barbie you're talking about?
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Re: The "Human Barbie"
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2014, 05:44:29 pm »
1. Is this a different human Barbie than the one that's paying thousands of dollars for brain damage so that she's a stereotypical brainless beauty?

2. Why the fuck do I have to ask that question in order to know which human Barbie you're talking about?
There's more than one of these women!?

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Re: The "Human Barbie"
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2014, 05:44:50 pm »
I don't understand how she can have the view that race mixing leads to plastic surgery which is bad, when she isn't mixed race, but still chose to have lots of plastic surgery.


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Re: The "Human Barbie"
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2014, 05:51:58 pm »
1. Is this a different human Barbie than the one that's paying thousands of dollars for brain damage so that she's a stereotypical brainless beauty?

2. Why the fuck do I have to ask that question in order to know which human Barbie you're talking about?
There's more than one of these women!?
Yep, and the one I'm thinking of is named Blondie Bennett. Turns out she's undergoing hypnotherapy instead of brain surgery in her goal of being seen as a "plastic sex doll".

I'm going to go throw my name in the Mars Mission hat, cause I'm completely done with this planet.
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Re: The "Human Barbie"
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2014, 05:53:11 pm »
 Narcissist, meet Racist. Racist, this is Narcissist. Oh, wait. You're both the same person? My bad...
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Re: The "Human Barbie"
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2014, 05:55:31 pm »
I feel that if I stare at her face for too long my brain will break, but gods one has to wonder how she jumped to that leap of logic with the race-mixing and plastic surgery thing.

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Re: The "Human Barbie"
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2014, 06:07:47 pm »
I remember someone from high school, a rather nerdy type, deciding he wanted to do something similar - he wanted to use plastic surgery to become some sort of "real life anime bishonen".

I do not dare look up his name, for fear of yet more things from the Uncanny Valley leaping for my throat.
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Re: The "Human Barbie"
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2014, 06:09:33 pm »
Has she ever eaten a kitten or claimed to be god?

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Re: The "Human Barbie"
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2014, 06:49:52 pm »
With a waist that thin, how are her arms and legs not skin and bones? Unless that is photo shopped, which I don't doubt.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: The "Human Barbie"
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2014, 07:31:00 pm »


If they were the last two women on Earth, I'd remain happily asexual, whether I was female or male to begin with. It would qualify as interspecies sexual assault if they tried to force me. Or maybe xenomorphic alien rape, I dunno.

That picture is from an interesting blog about them;

http://thecircular.org/human-barbies-and-the-ugly-side-of-narcissism/
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Re: The "Human Barbie"
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2014, 07:33:17 pm »
Huh, a "human barbie"? I wonder what that looks like. I'll just open this thread and-

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Re: The "Human Barbie"
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2014, 07:40:02 pm »
If they were the last two women on Earth, I'd remain happily asexual, whether I was female or male to begin with. It would qualify as interspecies sexual assault if they tried to force me. Or maybe xenomorphic alien rape, I dunno.

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Re: The "Human Barbie"
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2014, 08:00:36 pm »
I genuinely feel sorry for her.  I don't know what made her think she needed to do this.  But it's not right.
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Re: The "Human Barbie"
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2014, 09:19:48 pm »
If they were the last two women on Earth, I'd remain happily asexual, whether I was female or male to begin with. It would qualify as interspecies sexual assault if they tried to force me. Or maybe xenomorphic alien rape, I dunno.

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