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Re: Simple Pleasures
« Reply #30 on: June 29, 2012, 02:40:33 pm »
Waking up to find a tonne of new videos from my favourite Youtube channels.

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Re: Simple Pleasures
« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2012, 02:42:32 pm »
Missing all the red lights on your way home from work/school
The smell of fresh coffee
Naps
Realizing that your jeans are now too big on you
Getting a perfect medium rare on a good cut of steak
A cold beer after yard work
Old Gary Larson cartoons you haven't seen in a while
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I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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Re: Simple Pleasures
« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2012, 02:44:15 pm »
Waking up after a really good dream whether I had dreamt I was flying a plane, reading a poem I just made, beating up a mime, etc.
Whenever I hear a politician speaking strongly for or against abortion, all I hear is, "I have no idea how to fix the economy!"

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Re: Simple Pleasures
« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2012, 12:06:42 pm »
Making someone else laugh.

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Re: Simple Pleasures
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2012, 12:41:24 pm »
Waking up to find out the forums are back up.

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Re: Simple Pleasures
« Reply #35 on: July 02, 2012, 03:19:02 pm »
Trying on an article of clothing in a store and having it fit really well.
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Re: Simple Pleasures
« Reply #36 on: July 02, 2012, 03:46:40 pm »
Trying on an article of clothing in a store and having it fit really well.

Having that article be a size smaller than you're used to.
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Re: Simple Pleasures
« Reply #37 on: July 02, 2012, 10:37:43 pm »
Knowing that an album you pre-ordered two months ago will ship tomorrow.
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There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: Simple Pleasures
« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2012, 07:38:34 am »
Fresh out of the dryer bedding is the bees knees.
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Simple Pleasures
« Reply #39 on: July 29, 2012, 07:45:26 am »
Taking a shower that is just the right temperature. 
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Re: Simple Pleasures
« Reply #40 on: July 29, 2012, 02:08:57 pm »
Fresh out of the dryer bedding is the bees knees.
Fresh out of the drier undies.

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Re: Simple Pleasures
« Reply #41 on: July 29, 2012, 02:16:22 pm »
Fresh out of the dryer bedding is the bees knees.
Fresh out of the drier undies.

Same goes for jeans before you go outside in the winter.  Mmmm... <3
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