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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #150 on: December 24, 2014, 12:14:51 pm »
I will dig up the video from "Forgotten weapons" when I get back to my computer, but short version: the original black powder Lemat was mildly popular with Confederate officers but the pic is from a later 11mm cartridge version which was a commercial failure. Both guns had many chambers so that the shotgun barrel would fit in the center, but the later version that used 20gauge shells was particularly big and clumsy gun. In a time when revolvers were slow to reload the huge capacity from Lemat had advantages, but not everyone liked the weight.
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« Reply #151 on: December 24, 2014, 01:45:07 pm »
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #152 on: December 25, 2014, 08:08:34 am »
The Lemat video as promised:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjdi48QakyE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjdi48QakyE</a>

And another one:



A Luger pistol with tactical lamp. One of two that were built for Hitler's bodyguards.
http://www.guns.com/2012/09/05/luger-night-pistol-with-brass-tactical-light/
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« Reply #153 on: December 25, 2014, 09:06:51 am »
The Lemat video as promised:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjdi48QakyE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjdi48QakyE</a>

And another one:



A Luger pistol with tactical lamp. One of two that were built for Hitler's bodyguards.
http://www.guns.com/2012/09/05/luger-night-pistol-with-brass-tactical-light/

Was the Fuhrer fond of long walks in the darkness?
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #154 on: December 25, 2014, 09:28:29 am »
No, but his bodyguards were patrolling outside his room at night.

And I suppose planning against blackouts (or someone deliberately cutting the power is just smart.)
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« Reply #155 on: January 05, 2015, 04:56:17 pm »


The AK 5 automatic carbine is the Swedish variation of the FN FNC, the new right arm of the free world. It is specially adapted to the Swedish climate and sports modifications similar to that of the infamous Arctic Warfare rifle.

In essence, it's the Swede's battle rifle.
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« Reply #156 on: January 06, 2015, 02:06:36 am »
In essence, it's the Swede's battle rifle.

Thousands of gun-nuts just felt their jimmies rustle... A battle rifle uses full sized rifle cartridges, such as the 7.62Nato or 7.92x57mm or 7.62x54R while an assault rifle such as the AK5 uses an intermediate cartridge like 7.62x29mm, 5.56NAto or 7.92X33mm.

(Seriously though, it's not that important.)
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #157 on: January 12, 2015, 08:49:47 pm »

Winchester Model 97, or the Combat Shotgun.

Comes in a shitload of models, has the ability to slam fire (which is a double-edged sword), and even has a bayonet lug! The Germans hated this.
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« Reply #158 on: January 12, 2015, 10:35:38 pm »
 I want one of the reproduction trench gun versions, but I've heard the quality on them can be great or terrible depending on the batch they come from. My next option is to recreate a trench gun with a modern shotgun. The two options being the Mossberg 500 and the Remington 870.

 Now, the 500 already has what could be considered the modern equivalent to the trench gun in the 590A1, which has a heat shield and bayonet lug. The problem is that while I have a version of the 500 (A New Haven with a variable choke barrel) I can't mount a bayonet lug, because unlike many other shotguns, the design doesn't allow a magazine tube extension, except for the models that already have one, with the 590 being the only one with a bayonet lug. While 590s aren't terribly expensive from what I remember, they aren't quite as cheap and common as the other variants of the 500 and 870. Adding just the heat shield and a slightly shorter barrel (Compared to the monster length bird hunting barrel that it has now) would be cheap enough, but the bayonet lug is the best part.

 The 870 on the other hand does accept mag tube extensions, and ones with bayonet lugs do exist. The problem here is that the cost of the bayonet lug mag tube extension is almost as much as the cheapest used 870s out there. Granted the mag tube seems to be made to a high grade, justifying the price. As with the 500, barrels and heat shields are plentiful and fairly cheap, even for good ones. The problem here being that I don't own an 870, yet.

 One downside to either of those is that it uses the same bayonet lug as the AR series rifles, meaning they use the modern bayonets as well. If you know the 97' and the bayonets of the time, you might know that a long and short version exist, with the long one being almost a short sword. Of course, high quality, usable as knives versions of either style are pricey. the OKC M9 bayonet is nice, and from what I heard, well worth the cost. Finding a quality usable reproduction of the old style is a bit hard, but I hear they're out there. Of course the solution around all that is just make a custom bayonet. I know knife making, and I could either mount the new blade in an old handle (Plenty of old bayonets with chipped, broken, and abused blades out there) or I could also make the handle and locking mechanism from scratch fairly easily.

Since your pic is of the normal 97' and not the trench gun variant, I'll post some pics.





 There was also a takedown version (a gun that can be taken apart for easier transport) of the 97", which I don't think is very common in shotguns. I used to have some pictures of one with a custom case made from a violin case or something, gangster style.

 Aside from all that, and making a long post even longer, I want to mention how that despite their name, combat knives (bayonet or otherwise) rarely get used for such. Most often they get used for the same things a pocket knife get used for; cutting rope, opening a box, and so on. In fact, I'd say kitchen knives probably see more blood than combat knives, and I don't mean cutting meat. I don't know for sure, but the number of deaths by knife both in military combat and among civilians is probably not just higher in general by number of knives of said type, but also proportionally to the number of each. I wouldn't be too concerned about the guy with six Ka-Bars on his belt, but that chef over there looks shady as fuck.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #160 on: January 14, 2015, 11:58:00 am »
There was also a takedown version (a gun that can be taken apart for easier transport) of the 97", which I don't think is very common in shotguns. I used to have some pictures of one with a custom case made from a violin case or something, gangster style.

Takedown guns were a really common thing back in the late 19th century up til about the 1950s or so. A ton of models, like the Winchester 1897, Remington Model 8 semi-auto rifle, and myriad .22 rifles could all be quickly broken down into two or three sections for ease of storage. Today this is usually substituted for folding stocks or completely folding guns (like the Kel-Tec SUB 2000 and SU-16), which are designed for compact self-defense storage rather than just ease of carrying.
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« Reply #161 on: January 16, 2015, 08:56:54 pm »
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« Reply #162 on: January 18, 2015, 03:03:22 am »
Double post, but somebody had to get to tanks eventually.



Merkava? What alien moon-man language is that?



The Soviet Laser Tank, meant for burning a couple lawn gnomes in the capitalist pig's garden disabling optical electrical equipment of enemy vehicles. This clearly was the best solution, what with it's millions of dollars in sunk cost and sheer oddity.



I don't exactly know what this is, but I think it's powered by the blood of children.



Another (strangely adorable) russian design.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #163 on: January 18, 2015, 05:39:03 pm »
Russians make the most interesting weapons.

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« Reply #164 on: January 19, 2015, 02:27:53 am »
Russians make the most interesting weapons.
Yeah, they were like "We already have a shotgun/pistol that can be turned into a carbine by attaching a FUCKING MACHETE into it. Now... How do we improve upon it?" *Someone at the back knocks down several vodka bottles as he jumps up* "I KNOW, LASER PISTOL FOR KOSMONAUTS!"

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