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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #120 on: January 14, 2012, 01:03:12 am »
I'm no Gaga fangirl, but...people who keep saying "She should change her looks to be conventionally attractive, then she'd be REALLY PRETTY AND HOT!"?

STFU and sit the fuck down. And don't you move a fucking muscle until I'm done ranting, or I'll cut your fucking head off.

You wonder why girls have image issues? You wonder why women obsess over their looks? You wonder why females of a disturbingly low age are getting plastic surgery? Because YOU tell them to change their looks so they'll be 'acceptable'. Because YOU don't understand that not everyone wants to look like a cookie cutter woman. Because YOU don't understand that individuality and being happy in your own body is more important than making every gynephile in a 5-mile radius want to hump you.

Fuck you very much.
Actually, the biggest reason I like her is because she pisses off people like that.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #121 on: January 14, 2012, 01:05:05 am »
Peaches is very hot for being who she is and not changing what she looks like. I am not a fan of Gaga, but I am okay with her.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #122 on: January 14, 2012, 09:06:09 am »
I'm no Gaga fangirl, but...people who keep saying "She should change her looks to be conventionally attractive, then she'd be REALLY PRETTY AND HOT!"?

STFU and sit the fuck down. And don't you move a fucking muscle until I'm done ranting, or I'll cut your fucking head off.

You wonder why girls have image issues? You wonder why women obsess over their looks? You wonder why females of a disturbingly low age are getting plastic surgery? Because YOU tell them to change their looks so they'll be 'acceptable'. Because YOU don't understand that not everyone wants to look like a cookie cutter woman. Because YOU don't understand that individuality and being happy in your own body is more important than making every gynephile in a 5-mile radius want to hump you.

Fuck you very much.
Actually, the biggest reason I like her is because she pisses off people like that.

Her songs are catchier than they have any right to be, too.  Also, it's refreshing to see sex-positive celibate people--usually the only celibate folks one encounters are Catholic priests and nuns.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #123 on: January 14, 2012, 09:11:00 am »
I haven't slept but I woke up at like... 8PM last night. For some reason my body thinks I've been up a lot longer. This is poopy shit.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #124 on: January 14, 2012, 09:16:50 am »
Her songs are catchier than they have any right to be, too.  Also, it's refreshing to see sex-positive celibate people--usually the only celibate folks one encounters are Catholic priests and nuns.

Catholic priests are celibate or do alter boys not count?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #125 on: January 14, 2012, 01:05:30 pm »
I'm no Gaga fangirl, but...people who keep saying "She should change her looks to be conventionally attractive, then she'd be REALLY PRETTY AND HOT!"?

STFU and sit the fuck down. And don't you move a fucking muscle until I'm done ranting, or I'll cut your fucking head off.

You wonder why girls have image issues? You wonder why women obsess over their looks? You wonder why females of a disturbingly low age are getting plastic surgery? Because YOU tell them to change their looks so they'll be 'acceptable'. Because YOU don't understand that not everyone wants to look like a cookie cutter woman. Because YOU don't understand that individuality and being happy in your own body is more important than making every gynephile in a 5-mile radius want to hump you.

Fuck you very much.
Actually, the biggest reason I like her is because she pisses off people like that.

Her songs are catchier than they have any right to be, too.  Also, it's refreshing to see sex-positive celibate people--usually the only celibate folks one encounters are Catholic priests and nuns.

She's celibate? But she's bisexual-- she should be rampaging around raping everything in sight!

Yeah, but I had no idea she was celibate. Looked up her reasons, and that's pretty cool, kinda like being celibate and not indulging in relationships during college so you can focus on your education...one more grudging reason to like her.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #126 on: January 14, 2012, 02:54:39 pm »
I hate when I only get less than 5 hours of sleep.

My hyperglycemia.

My acne that is all over my body, including large, cyst-like lesions and even in my sensitive spots.

The fact that I am ugly.

My neighbor who has kids that are loud.

That I have no energy.

I have to start my math homework but too tired to even do it right now.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #127 on: January 14, 2012, 06:42:18 pm »
Do you have acne inversa too, Radiation? I'm having another flareup, and it's making it hard to wear underwear or sit.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #128 on: January 15, 2012, 12:30:40 am »
The fact that I am ugly.

You are most certainly not ugly.  :)
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #129 on: January 15, 2012, 12:34:26 am »
Do you have acne inversa too, Radiation? I'm having another flareup, and it's making it hard to wear underwear or sit.

Hell if I know, that's why I want to try to get my doctor to send me to a dermatologist. That is if both of my insurances cover for it. I thought I might have hernidentitis suprativa but I am not sure. I just know that I have always had problems but really flared up after I had my make up done for Glamour Shots pictures back in 2000.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #130 on: January 15, 2012, 12:45:27 am »
Do you have acne inversa too, Radiation? I'm having another flareup, and it's making it hard to wear underwear or sit.

Hell if I know, that's why I want to try to get my doctor to send me to a dermatologist. That is if both of my insurances cover for it. I thought I might have hernidentitis suprativa but I am not sure. I just know that I have always had problems but really flared up after I had my make up done for Glamour Shots pictures back in 2000.

Acne inversa and hidradenitis suppurativa are the same thing (not sure if you knew that or not, just making sure anyone who reads this is clear on it). I get big, red and then purple lesions that fill with blood and pus and then, if I'm unlucky, burst open; I haven't had an official diagnosis, but my doctor said that those lesions probably mean I have acne inversa.

He also told me to avoid antiperspirants (easier said than done), to wear loose clothing, to avoid make up (I don't wear it so) and that there really was nothing else he could do for me; surgery, he said, is the very last resort.

Unfortunately, mine seems to be spreading; I'm about ready to demand a 90-day regimen of antibiotics, which is the typical 'treatment' for this condition. If that doesn't work, it's officially a disability in the eyes of the government, and it's pretty fucking disabling as it is already. Doctors don't want to worry with it, though, and clinical trials require that you have gone through the 90 day regimen before they'll let you in.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #131 on: January 15, 2012, 02:01:58 am »
When someone asks me a pretty important question in a text, then ignores my response. I know there's the possibility of the person's phone being fucked up, but we were texting constantly up until I sent something that was apparently unsatisfactory. Even then, there are other ways to reach me.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #132 on: January 15, 2012, 02:04:44 am »
The Walking Dead won't be back until Feb 12th.

Soooooooooophia!

I'm supposed to be making a timeline and writing notes for a massive writing project I'm beta'ing. I got 19 chapters in (16 chapters and three interludes) before I realized I forgot to write my notes down and now I need to start from the beginning.

My eldest keeps hacking my aywas account because she doesn't like her's.

My daughters have become slash fangirls all on their own accord but some how I'm still getting the blame.

I have strep throat and can't find my nyquil.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #133 on: January 15, 2012, 04:14:05 pm »
I woke up with my throat aching like a bitch this morning.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #134 on: January 15, 2012, 04:26:22 pm »
So as far as I know (via Ctrl+F/F3), nobody has mentioned Tim Tebow in this thread yet.  I'm gonna be the first.  I can't stand the guy.  I'll have to see if there's any threads on him, especially in Flame & Burn.  If there's not, maybe I'll make one.
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