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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1920 on: February 24, 2013, 02:23:54 am »
We knew all along that Obama's birth certificate was fraudulent.

Transvaginal ultrasound probe manufacturers make a superpac to campaign for Republicans.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1921 on: February 24, 2013, 02:42:19 am »
Medical Community Pro-Life, Stands with Republicans

The Vatican officially denies its involvement in sex and money scandals even as the Pope steps down. (http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/23/world/europe/vatican-pope-scandal/index.html?hpt=hp_t2)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1922 on: February 24, 2013, 02:47:53 pm »
Liberals slander men of God yet again

Republican pundit points out that both Obama and Hitler have two eyes, two arms, two legs, male genitalia, breathe oxygen, and are famous
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1923 on: February 24, 2013, 05:53:45 pm »
Mounting Proof of Obama's Nazi Connections

Priests accuse a Scottish bishop of "inappropriate" sexual behavior towards them. (http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/24/world/europe/scotland-archbishop/index.html?hpt=hp_t2)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1924 on: February 24, 2013, 06:51:14 pm »
Homosexual Activists Infiltrate Positions of Authority in Catholic Church

President Obama Visits Chicago Elementary School as Part of Youth Literacy Campaign
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1925 on: February 24, 2013, 07:07:30 pm »
Obama Indoctrinating Our Kids!

When doing a report on pornography, Fox News accidentally shows a graphic sex act uncensored onscreen. (true story from a few years ago)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1926 on: February 24, 2013, 08:44:33 pm »
Sexy News offends liberal prudes

Chicago goes a whole year without a single murder
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1927 on: February 24, 2013, 10:25:32 pm »
Guns Keeping Chicago Crime at Bay

Cigarette companies admit they were giant douches, admitting they knew for decades all the problems smoking causes. But, hey, it's not like Gulfstreams buy themselves, right?
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1928 on: February 24, 2013, 11:20:10 pm »
Big Tobacco Shows Refreshing Honesty

Studies Show Most Americans Would Keep Abortion Legal
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1929 on: February 24, 2013, 11:22:40 pm »
Most Americans are baby killers!

Obama's daughters remain virgins until their wedding night
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1930 on: February 25, 2013, 02:50:10 am »
Obamas are obviously Muslim!

Christians insulted by previous headline's implication that Christians don't remain celibate until marriage.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1931 on: February 25, 2013, 09:12:43 am »
Christians Allow Women More Freedom Than Muslims

Rupert Murdoch is caught beating and setting homeless people on fire for fun.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1932 on: February 25, 2013, 09:34:05 am »
Upstanding Businessman blamed for obvious Islamic Terrorist Acts.

Rabidly anti-gay Republican senator sleep-texts "Bruce, I just love it when you do me up the ass" to everyone on his contact list.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1933 on: February 25, 2013, 09:47:01 am »
Anonymous Hacks Respectable Republican's Phone

Anonymous gets fed up and starts making like V for Vendetta. This happens under an incredibly oppressive government that was ushered in by Republicans and has, among other things, forced gays and Muslims into concentration camps, left millions starving due to destroying the social safety net, and raised taxes on the working class while completely eliminating them for the rich.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1934 on: February 25, 2013, 11:37:41 am »
Heaven on Earth!

Catholic priests finally stop molesting children after consulting the Great Queen Spider (thanks South Park)
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