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Offline rtvc2012

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2190 on: May 07, 2013, 06:06:34 pm »
Liberals turn entire world into pussies

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2191 on: May 07, 2013, 11:12:51 pm »
Liberals Plot To Kill Dick Cheney!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2192 on: May 08, 2013, 02:48:00 pm »
Imcompetent canadian gets lost on a tiny island.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2193 on: May 08, 2013, 06:23:35 pm »
Congress Closely Studies Porn Issue

Vampires come out of the coffin and want to be friends. They all vote Republican.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2194 on: May 08, 2013, 07:19:58 pm »
The dead have risen and are voting Republican!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2195 on: May 08, 2013, 07:57:20 pm »
Lieburrall Forum User Has Brainfart, Proving Our Superiority!

Hasbro doesn't retcon Twilight Sparkle's wings, and an angry brony is on Fox News to complain throw a gigantic tantrum about it.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2196 on: May 09, 2013, 01:41:43 pm »
Hasbro Liberals Ignore Fans! Socialist Tyranny In Equestria!

Rush Limbaugh manages to bore his entire audience to death during a broadcast.
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Offline rtvc2012

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2197 on: May 09, 2013, 06:46:51 pm »
Anti-American audience disrespects patriot

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2198 on: May 09, 2013, 07:41:38 pm »
Proof that God takes christians to heaver sooner found.

Some guy breaks into Wayne LaPierre's house. Rather than shooting the guy Wayne begs the robber for mercy and even tells him the combination for the safe if he's left alive.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2199 on: May 10, 2013, 12:32:56 am »
Quote from: zupper on May 09, 2013, 07:41:38 pm
Proof that God takes christians to heaver sooner found.

Some guy breaks into Wayne LaPierre's house. Rather than shooting the guy Wayne begs the robber for mercy and even tells him the combination for the safe if he's left alive.

Liberal terrorist disarms and loots defender of second amendment rights!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2200 on: May 10, 2013, 06:14:43 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2201 on: May 10, 2013, 01:08:43 pm »
Reagan supports right to bear arms even for our enemies!  How saintly of him!

Wayne LaPierre shits himself and begs for mercy after a kid threatens him with a toy lightsaber
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2202 on: May 10, 2013, 01:39:50 pm »
Satan Supplies Demonic Weapons To Second Amendment Opponents

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2203 on: May 12, 2013, 09:37:37 pm »
George W. Bush's tax cuts improve economy.

From the FOX Archives:
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2204 on: May 12, 2013, 11:51:16 pm »
Nixon is a RINO! Segregation NOW!

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