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Because you have natural defensives that prevent such things from happening

Rep. Todd Akin, the Republican nominee for Senate in Missouri who is running against Sen. Claire McCaskill, justified his opposition to abortion rights even in case of rape with a claim that victims of “legitimate rape” have unnamed biological defenses that prevent pregnancy.

“First of all, from what I understand from doctors [pregnancy from rape] is really rare,” Akin told KTVI-TV in an interview posted Sunday. “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”

Akin said that even in the worst-case scenario — when the supposed natural protections against unwanted pregnancy fail — abortion should still not be a legal option for the rape victim.

“Let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work, or something,” Akin said. “I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be on the rapist and not attacking the child.”

So yeah if you do get pregnant from rape, it's your own damn fault because your body's natural defensives just didn't kick in because you wanted it you dirty sluts.

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Re: Hey ladies...did you know you can't get pregnant if you're raped?
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2012, 06:09:08 pm »
Wait, go back.

No, sir, not to the beginning of the speech. I meant back to high-school biology.
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Re: Hey ladies...did you know you can't get pregnant if you're raped?
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2012, 06:10:55 pm »
Are we ducks now? Cool.
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Re: Hey ladies...did you know you can't get pregnant if you're raped?
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2012, 06:25:13 pm »
This is LITERALLY a medieval belief. I'm pretty sure it got thrown out by anyone with a modicum of common sense before alchemy and a geocentric universe.

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Re: Hey ladies...did you know you can't get pregnant if you're raped?
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2012, 06:38:39 pm »
Should checkout his facebook http://www.facebook.com/supportakin  It is being bombarded with amusing and funny comments
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Re: Hey ladies...did you know you can't get pregnant if you're raped?
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2012, 07:09:53 pm »
Who actually votes for these people?

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Re: Hey ladies...did you know you can't get pregnant if you're raped?
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2012, 07:16:02 pm »
This is LITERALLY a medieval belief. I'm pretty sure it got thrown out by anyone with a modicum of common sense before alchemy and a geocentric universe.

It just goes to show you how far we've regressed in this country.

Who actually votes for these people?

You would be surprised.
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Re: Hey ladies...did you know you can't get pregnant if you're raped?
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2012, 07:31:54 pm »
GOP science.
I am an old man, and I've seen many problems, most of which never happened.

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Re: Hey ladies...did you know you can't get pregnant if you're raped?
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2012, 08:12:32 pm »
I could see things like lack of female arousal/orgasm, physical trauma during the rape, etc. very slightly lowering the probability of conception in some cases, but it's not like your body sends out the magical chastity cavalry to prevent pregnancy if you're raped.
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Re: Hey ladies...did you know you can't get pregnant if you're raped?
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2012, 08:40:03 pm »
Some women also orgasm during rape. It's just the body's natural physical reaction to sex.

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Re: Hey ladies...did you know you can't get pregnant if you're raped?
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2012, 08:41:43 pm »
I'm glad people are calling him on his bullshit, but at the same time I'm waiting for people to rally to his defense.

magical chastity cavalry

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Re: Hey ladies...did you know you can't get pregnant if you're raped?
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2012, 08:45:24 pm »
Some women also orgasm during rape. It's just the body's natural physical reaction to sex.

Indeed. Bodily responses don't always reflect on what the person wants. If anything, having an orgasm during rape would only deepen the sense of violation.
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Re: Hey ladies...did you know you can't get pregnant if you're raped?
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2012, 08:53:02 pm »
I think someone needs to go ask mommy about the birds and the bees, Todd!

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Re: Hey ladies...did you know you can't get pregnant if you're raped?
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2012, 09:15:36 pm »
Who actually votes for these people?

Willfully ignorant, misogynistic, terrible excuses for human beings. There are a slew of reasons why which would require someone more versed in sociology that I to explain fully.
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Re: Hey ladies...did you know you can't get pregnant if you're raped?
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2012, 09:44:41 pm »
magical chastity cavalry
You mean magical chastity belt or something?
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