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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #210 on: May 24, 2012, 05:10:51 pm »
You get a member of the Chinese Tongs.

I put in the vending machine
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #211 on: May 24, 2012, 05:41:13 pm »
You get a miniaturized vending machine.

I insert a pile of green cloth suspicously looking like dollars of various denominations. (Not actual money)
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #212 on: May 24, 2012, 07:49:04 pm »
You get Monopoly money.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #213 on: May 24, 2012, 08:06:32 pm »
You get a weeping angel.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #214 on: May 26, 2012, 06:18:37 am »
You get sunshine in a bag. You promptly yell "Fuck Yes!" upon doing so.

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Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #215 on: May 26, 2012, 09:52:40 am »
You get nightmares. Horrible, horrible nightmares.

I insert this game: http://store.steampowered.com/app/70400/
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #216 on: May 26, 2012, 04:22:12 pm »
You get infinite Phoenix Downs.

I insert a Whopper from Burger King.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #217 on: May 26, 2012, 08:59:56 pm »
You get Big Mac with a giant turd on it.

I insert the nectar of the gods (aka IBC root beer).
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #218 on: May 27, 2012, 01:03:22 am »
You get a cup of Starbucks coffee.

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Quote from: Art Vandelay on May 19, 2012, 11:18:14 pm
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #219 on: May 28, 2012, 01:28:12 am »
You get a Pokeball.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #220 on: May 28, 2012, 04:21:35 am »
You get yourself back, minus a few important parts.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #221 on: May 28, 2012, 12:56:21 pm »
You get a dish with every food in the world mixed together.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #222 on: May 28, 2012, 01:49:18 pm »
You get Ronnie James Dio.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #223 on: May 28, 2012, 02:19:32 pm »
You get a very innacurate history book. Kind of like the kind fundies are homeschooled with.

I insert A Dream Greater Than Stardom by Jasmine Baucham http://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejoyfeminism/2011/09/the-stay-at-home-daughters-a-dream-greater-than-stardom.html
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #224 on: May 29, 2012, 02:38:02 am »
You get a visit from a delegation from WBC.

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