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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2415 on: October 22, 2012, 03:04:34 pm »
I'VE GOTTEN MY FIRST FUCK NO! Aeeeeeeiiiiiii, it burns! The scorn! The indignity!

Nah, just kidding. Pretty sure I know who did it, and I don't really give a shit what they think.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2416 on: October 22, 2012, 04:26:17 pm »
I was in the student health center when a loudmouth girl entered and proceeded to tell the entire waiting room that she possibly had ringworm, showing all of us the disgusting mark on her side. Then she went on about how popular she was and how many friends she had, despite her not understanding why. She also detailed an upcoming date with a hot French guy. I've never wanted to stab someone more.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2417 on: October 22, 2012, 05:34:33 pm »
I was in the student health center when a loudmouth girl entered and proceeded to tell the entire waiting room that she possibly had ringworm, showing all of us the disgusting mark on her side. Then she went on about how popular she was and how many friends she had, despite her not understanding why. She also detailed an upcoming date with a hot French guy. I've never wanted to stab someone more.

Reminds me of this.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bufTna0WArc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bufTna0WArc</a>
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2418 on: October 23, 2012, 01:46:20 am »
Porn music. Really now, is there anyone on this planet who can listen to it and think "yes, this elevator music makes what I'm watching even more sexy. I'm so glad I get to listen to it while diddling myself"? I just can't for the life of me see why it has any right to exist.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2419 on: October 23, 2012, 02:39:03 am »
I think they do it to pad the especially...quiet videos, at least most of the time.  I generally don't pay much attention to it, anyway, just the action and noise.  They've gotta make noise, or its just...wrong, to me.

Silent sex, to me, usually means you're doin somethin wrong.  That, or you don't want to wake up your parents/flatmates/neighbors/whatever.

...Actually, that latter bit actually sounds kinda sexy, but I still prefer noise!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2420 on: October 23, 2012, 03:00:31 am »
I suppose padding it out makes sense, though personally I'd take silence over porn music any day. It's made many a otherwise good porno very difficult to masturbate to.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2421 on: October 23, 2012, 03:36:02 am »
Sex to the Silent Hill 1 soundtrack... 

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2422 on: October 23, 2012, 11:36:24 am »
New idea for a genre of porn: Yakety Sex.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2423 on: October 23, 2012, 01:39:56 pm »
New idea for a genre of porn: Yakety Sex.
Think someone's already used Yaks.


But just got back from lunch. It's raining, so i did the speed limit on the highway. In so doing I was treated to someone flying up my ass, eventually deciding that he'd go around me on the left, only to promptly cut me off and take the exit we were half way past by the time he got around me. I want a crash bar on the front of my car, I could solve so many problems with a few good pushes.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2424 on: October 24, 2012, 01:55:34 pm »
Looks like YouTube has made more useless changes. Haaate.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2425 on: October 24, 2012, 05:04:10 pm »
I got an campaign flyer in the mail, for some bizarre reason it's addressed to me and my uncle, in the way it looks like we're a couple that lives together...ewwwwwww

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2426 on: October 24, 2012, 06:22:32 pm »
MY GOD DAMN NOSE!  FUCKING HELL IT'S RUNNING OFF TO MEXICO RIGHT NOW!

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2427 on: October 24, 2012, 06:30:47 pm »
I hate it when my body parts go to other countries without telling me in advance.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2428 on: October 24, 2012, 08:30:12 pm »
Sex to the Silent Hill 1 soundtrack...

Here are a few other possible porn soundtracks:

Children singing "The Wheels on the Bus"

"The Lonely Goatherd" from The Sound of Music

"Those Were The Days" (theme song from All In The Family)

"Barbie Girl" by Aqua

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2429 on: October 24, 2012, 08:31:08 pm »
I'm getting my first solid food in a week, and the campus cafeteria won't let me not get a side. What is this fuckery?
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