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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2880 on: December 24, 2012, 07:05:56 pm »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2881 on: December 24, 2012, 07:31:29 pm »
I'm going to punch the next gun cummer who whines about Switzerland having a low crime rate due the high rate of gun ownership, therefore everyone should own a gun in the U.S. Yes, it's not like Switzerland is totally different than us, and the people who live there tend to be more wealthy, and have access to decent healthcare...or anything of that nature.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2882 on: December 24, 2012, 08:47:08 pm »
I'm going to punch the next gun cummer who whines about Switzerland having a low crime rate due the high rate of gun ownership, therefore everyone should own a gun in the U.S. Yes, it's not like Switzerland is totally different than us, and the people who live there tend to be more wealthy, and have access to decent healthcare...or anything of that nature.

Also, Switzerland has a universal draft. The people only have guns because they're been given military training, and they're used for very specific purposes.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2883 on: December 24, 2012, 09:40:33 pm »
So, I'm trying to find myself a black fedora with a white band as a Christmas gift. My little brother was going to get it for me, but he didn't have time, so now we're both searching stores and the internet. As far as I can tell, XL black white-banded fedoras LITERALLY DO NOT EXIST. And most hats in general seem stupidly expensive. I found a nice-looking bowler hat- $219 dollars. What the fuck.

I should have kept some of my grandfather's old hats. I could have made a fortune off hipsters.

I'm not even trying to be a hipster! I just want a hat to wear with my tuxedo! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK, HAT SALESPEOPLE?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2884 on: December 24, 2012, 10:31:45 pm »
On Saturday I got my ears re-pierced(I had my ears pierced, but the hole had closed due to me not wearing any earrings for a number of years). I'm annoyed that I have to wait for at least a month to start wearing any different pair of earrings.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2885 on: December 25, 2012, 01:38:36 am »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2886 on: December 25, 2012, 10:44:07 am »
I'm annoyed that whoever said "Honesty is the best policy" was lying.

To wit: I was honest with my current employer that I'm looking for a different job. Now my hours have been cut in half.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2887 on: December 25, 2012, 12:11:08 pm »
I got makeup in my stocking, it's not that its a bad thing, I like makeup, but I would've rather of gotten a gift card to Sephora, so I can buy my own makeup.

Also my brother and brother in law are putting some of the blame on video games and like, for the Newtown shooting...ugh.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2888 on: December 25, 2012, 02:33:42 pm »
I'm really thankful for the stuff I got today, but I'm fucking sick thanks to my sister's kid, and I feel like utter shit.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2889 on: December 25, 2012, 02:34:33 pm »
I'm really thankful for the stuff I got today, but I'm fucking sick thanks to my sister's kid, and I feel like utter shit.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2890 on: December 25, 2012, 02:47:16 pm »
We don't have the money to do a gifting thing, but I'm just happy to have both my mother and aunt still around.  They're so awesome.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2891 on: December 25, 2012, 03:20:48 pm »
I'm really really bored...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2892 on: December 25, 2012, 04:33:29 pm »
The "This is not a chicken." picture/argument with eggs annoys me.  It doesn't help abortion's case at all.  I'm pretty damned sure that the eggs we use for food AREN'T fertilized, so it's kinda like comparing apples to oranges.

For the record, I'm pro-choice, but a lot of the reasons used to argue for abortion annoy the fuck out of me, as I think they're shitty.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2893 on: December 25, 2012, 05:53:17 pm »
The "This is not a chicken." picture/argument with eggs annoys me.  It doesn't help abortion's case at all.  I'm pretty damned sure that the eggs we use for food AREN'T fertilized, so it's kinda like comparing apples to oranges.

For the record, I'm pro-choice, but a lot of the reasons used to argue for abortion annoy the fuck out of me, as I think they're shitty.

I've seen another version which I like better, with a seed and plant instead.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2894 on: December 25, 2012, 05:57:33 pm »
Since Agni's been gone, it's been sort of boring around here...
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