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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6900 on: February 22, 2014, 03:22:21 pm »
Nah if it was Art he would have told you to tell your topiary to whip it out.

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« Reply #6901 on: February 22, 2014, 03:41:32 pm »
Whip out those stamens, baby.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6902 on: February 22, 2014, 04:10:50 pm »
So some guys just peed on a bush near our house.

Then, teach your topiary-in-training to pee right back!

.....Art?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6903 on: February 22, 2014, 04:36:43 pm »
Whip out those stamens, baby.

That guy shouldn't be surprised if he finds extra pollen on his car this spring.

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« Reply #6904 on: February 22, 2014, 11:24:31 pm »
Welp. My cat peed on me today. Pretty sure that trumps the bush guy.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6905 on: February 23, 2014, 01:30:54 am »
Isn't it good that he can pee?  We're talking about Flood Cat, right?

Sometimes catheters can cause a bit of incontinence for a time.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6906 on: February 24, 2014, 07:41:58 pm »
I just got an e-mail.  Apparently we're getting a visit from some consultants, which always means inconvenience and waste.  It's going to be a long day on Friday.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6907 on: February 24, 2014, 11:39:28 pm »
Two things that would be nice:

1) Being able to mention that I'm trying to eat healthier and exercise more without people trying to discourage me because "OMG, but you're not fat! You should be glad you can eat junk food and still be slim!", acting as if I'm fishing for compliments, and other condescending BS. I know that I'm not overweight, and I'm not focusing on trying to lose any lbs. My only goal is to be healthier. Is that really so difficult to understand, or is the idea of a chick wanting to work out for reasons beyond losing weight too absurd a concept to deal with? Christ, body weight alone isn't the be all, end all of health.

2) Being able to easily find Tumblr blogs that have fitness tips for working out at home (since I'm not a fan of gyms) without having to wade through a bunch of pro-ana "thinspo" bullshit to get there. For every genuine fitness blog I find, there are numerous blogs that put on a facade of supporting healthy lifestyles, all the while posting images of girls who clearly have eating disorders as "thinspo" (because that's not glorifying eating disorders, right?) and messages like "Feet together, thighs apart" and "Skip dinner, wake up thinner". It's absolutely disgusting.

Of course, the prevalence of number 2 is probably what leads to number 1 (along with society being rather idiotic about what constitutes health), and I get that my gripes are pretty minor in the grand scheme of things, but still... it's really irritating.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6908 on: February 25, 2014, 01:20:30 am »
Wall scrolls. Especially those with an image for guff like Love Hina or other shit I don't care for designed on it.

Who owns these things? What are their purpose? Blocking sunlight, so later all those anime chicks with their boobies you ogle at can fade away eventually, only because you can't handle the sunlight? For some reason, those fucking things bother me so much.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6909 on: February 25, 2014, 01:57:17 am »
I don't have any, and I don't think I've even seen one before, but from their descriptions they sound like a type of cloth poster or the like.  I have a cloth poster of two Eastern dragons surrounding a Yin-Yang, but it's not shaped like a scroll or anything.

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« Reply #6910 on: February 25, 2014, 02:01:57 am »
Wall scrolls. Especially those with an image for guff like Love Hina or other shit I don't care for designed on it.

Who owns these things? What are their purpose? Blocking sunlight, so later all those anime chicks with their boobies you ogle at can fade away eventually, only because you can't handle the sunlight? For some reason, those fucking things bother me so much.

I have a Fullmetal Alchemist one that's been on my wall for years.  Whoever made it forgot to add the freaking rope to hang it so I had to use yarn.  I figured they were pretty much just cloth posters.

Anyway, my laptop likes to occasionally lag and pause and freeze, but then again, it's around five years old.  Lately, aside from the usually lags, it's been running pretty decently.  Until yesterday, when Chrome got its most recent update.  Now it's almost constantly lagging and jerky, and shockwave flash keeps crashing.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6911 on: February 25, 2014, 07:17:06 am »
I'm so sick of walking to class in this awful weather. I've been cold for several months now and it needs to stop.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6912 on: February 25, 2014, 07:43:07 am »
I would like to go see the new Robocop movie during the day because the cinema tickets are cheaper at those times and it is easier to schedule it for me. Instead they don't seem to show it during the day and most of my evenings are full.
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« Reply #6913 on: February 25, 2014, 08:24:04 am »
Middle School students during Spring.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6914 on: February 26, 2014, 10:48:09 pm »
Big blowout fight with my sister this morning, still pissed about it (things got REALLY personal) so I'm at Starbucks for the Wi-Fi.

She has been trying to start a fight with me all week to cover up the fact she lied about where she went (home to theater and back does NOT empty the gas tank), stole money (~$300) from mom and conveniently 'forgot' her phone at home, leaving us to watch her uncontrollably shrieking seven-month-old baby until 3:30 AM the night before my Chemistry test.
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