Things That Annoy You

[Zygarde]

I like the Dragonborns (Hell my most powerful character was a Dragonborn until I got my current Human Necromancer.) They look cool and have pretty good stats that guy can go suck it.

[lord gibbon]

I like the dragonborn too. They could have just made them boring little dragons, but instead they gave them an interesting culture and important history.

[Witchyjoshy]

I like the dragonborn too. They could have just made them boring little dragons, but instead they gave them an interesting culture and important history.

Yep, I mentioned that was an attractive feature of the race, their culture and history.  I was just laughed at - by him.  Other people, not so much

[I am lizard]

VOLVO PLZ NERF DRAGONBORN

[Askold]

(Why yes, female dragonborn do have boobs.  I give precisely zero fucks about this.)

a) Dragons not lizards.
b) The race was created by magic. Wizards literally have no conception of right and wrong so the male dragonborns should feel lucky that they do not have breasts.

[RavynousHunter]

[...]Wizards literally have no conception of right and wrong[...]

Wait...what?!  Since when, exactly?  That's entirely dependent on alignment.

[Askold]

[...]Wizards literally have no conception of right and wrong[...]

Wait...what?!  Since when, exactly?  That's entirely dependent on alignment.

[Kain]

And I've pulled my guitar string again. >_>

[Witchyjoshy]

Oh gods, the anti-dragonborn fool also seems to be firmly convinced that only munchkin players would ever want to play an evil character.

I'm starting to think that he doesn't actually know what "munchkin" means in D&D terms.

[RavynousHunter]

Apparently, he has NEVER played Ultima Online and got to know the glory that is red hunting.  Nothing makes you feel more like a big damn hero than taking down a known, intelligent mass murderer with just you and a few of your buddies.  Shit, you get to play detective, spy, and bounty hunter all at the same time!

[Witchyjoshy]

You know what?  I'm actually gonna copy and paste several of his posts here, just so you can see the inanity of them.

Dragonborn are about as deep as Everest and no it's about 99% of dragonborn that are munchkin and yes my mind is closed regarding them they should never been added to pnp much less should they ever be in ddo. I have seen no sign they plan to add them so you deal with that

After I pointed out that judging from what I saw of his posts, he didn't know a single thing about Dragonborn...

I did read races of the dragon at my local game store and I wouldn't have taken the book if it was free and I did look up the race for 3.5 when a local kid wanted to join my group back where I use to live after reading it I refused to allow it and he took off in a huff, he later wanted back in and then left in a huff again when I wouldn't allow him to be evil. I know enough about it to know its pure hardcore munchkin cheese! I ran my last group for 18 years until I moved and they had no problems with my banning it and thankfully there is no cheese in my new chosen pnp game.

Have I mentioned that reading his posts makes my brain melt?  Because it does.

After questioning the logic of evil characters being "munchkin cheese", he responded with this gem that I recently complained about.

No munchkin players are the ones who usually want to play evil the munchkin cheese is the dragonborn and similar races. and once again there is no real role playing in any mmo. and less in ddo then some others and that is sad. Lucky for me I got my RP fix in our pnp game tonight playing civilians in a aliens universe game.

...I'll be in my trailer.

[RavynousHunter]

So...he gets off on playing NPC classes.  That's what I got from his last post.  I'm calling bullshit, he doesn't know the first thing about D&D, let alone being a DM.  Hell, I know more about being a DM than he does.

[Askold]

So...he gets off on playing NPC classes.  That's what I got from his last post.  I'm calling bullshit, he doesn't know the first thing about D&D, let alone being a DM.  Hell, I know more about being a DM than he does.

Actually playing a civilian in a game with lots of dangerous combat can be fun. It gives a fish out of water feeling and turns it into survival horror (as if Aliens wasn't already survival horror.)

My very first PnP rpg had the players make civilian characters for Twilight 2013 wich is basically a more realistic Fallout. (Set in a world after WW3 and the players are trying to survive amongs the ruins of the old world.)

Likewise Call of Cthulhu games are mostly random civilians going agaisnt unnameable horrors and even though soldier/police characters would be more powerful people usually prefer playing a rag tag bunch of misfits who are way over their heads.

[Witchyjoshy]

So...he gets off on playing NPC classes.  That's what I got from his last post.  I'm calling bullshit, he doesn't know the first thing about D&D, let alone being a DM.  Hell, I know more about being a DM than he does.

Biggest thing I'm calling bullshit on is him DMing for 18 years, because I'm pretty sure he hasn't been alive for 18 years.

He types and acts like a bratty 14 year old, and that's being generous with the age.

[Ultimate Paragon]

Fake scrotums on bumpers.  They're dumb, they're tacky, and they're an admission that your car is a penis substitute.