Things That Annoy You

[Sleepy]

That's funny -- a university really thinking they can prevent students from having sex.

Perhaps there's some other way you can report him. A simple noise complaint, maybe? Though if he's a complete asshole, I wouldn't feel too bad about him getting expelled.

[RavynousHunter]

You could do what my bro did when he accidentally caught my dad whacking off in our dining room (yeah, that actually happened...  >.>) and throw an empty pill bottle at 'im.

[Hades]

I PAY THE BILLS, I'LL JERK OFF WHERE I WANT *unbroken eye contact*

[Art Vandelay]

MY ROOMATE IS HAVING A THREEWAY IN OUR ROOM. HE THINKS I'M ASLEEP. I'M NOT.

What kind of three way?

[Sleepy]

You could do what my bro did when he accidentally caught my dad whacking off in our dining room (yeah, that actually happened...  >.>) and throw an empty pill bottle at 'im.

What the actual fuck? How did your brother do that instead of melting into the wall or something?

[Hades]

MY ROOMATE IS HAVING A THREEWAY IN OUR ROOM. HE THINKS I'M ASLEEP. I'M NOT.

What kind of three way?

Two guys and a blow up doll with Justin Bieber's face glued on. It's a Catholic school, after all.

[QueenofHearts]

Hades, after reading your posts, I am upset that there is a 1 hour limit on fuck yeahs. You are positively inspired tonight

[RavynousHunter]

I PAY THE BILLS, I'LL JERK OFF WHERE I WANT *unbroken eye contact*

HAHAHAHA.  He can't pull that one, since mom pays all the bills.

You could do what my bro did when he accidentally caught my dad whacking off in our dining room (yeah, that actually happened...  >.>) and throw an empty pill bottle at 'im.

What the actual fuck? How did your brother do that instead of melting into the wall or something?

I do not know...

[RinellaWasHere]

MY ROOMATE IS HAVING A THREEWAY IN OUR ROOM. HE THINKS I'M ASLEEP. I'M NOT.

What kind of three way?

Two girls. One was his girlfriend, the other was her best friend.

That's funny -- a university really thinking they can prevent students from having sex.

Perhaps there's some other way you can report him. A simple noise complaint, maybe? Though if he's a complete asshole, I wouldn't feel too bad about him getting expelled.

He's normally a great roomate, so I think I'll just talk to him.

[ironbite]

Tell him next time he's gonna get his freak on in you guys' room, ask him to at least offer.

Ironbite-I mean it's the sensible thing to do.

[Art Vandelay]

MY ROOMATE IS HAVING A THREEWAY IN OUR ROOM. HE THINKS I'M ASLEEP. I'M NOT.

What kind of three way?

Two girls. One was his girlfriend, the other was her best friend.

Well, I'd at least give him kudos for managing to pull that off.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

You could do what my bro did when he accidentally caught my dad whacking off in our dining room (yeah, that actually happened...  >.>) and throw an empty pill bottle at 'im.

"Accidentally", as opposed to setting up an elaborate trap to catch your dad jerking it?

[Vypernight]

Our AC is leaking all over the hallway floor.  So until they fix it, the only air we have is from our fans.  Oh, and apparently the office doesn't consider a bunch of water on the floor a priority as we called 2 days ago.  I love this apartment itself, but we've had more problems in a year than in the past 10+ years that I've lived in apartments!

I'm thinking of going to the office today and telling them they'll get their rent when we get our AC fixed.

[Søren]

When you ask someone how to do a specific calculation or thing, they dont tell you how to do it in step by step, they just give you stupid little hints as to how get the steps to figure out how to do it.

By the time you're done getting everything wrong, you're both so fucking frustrated that nothing gets done

[Sleepy]

When you see ads for plus-size clothes and the models are nowhere near plus-size. Like this one.