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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #165 on: December 12, 2013, 08:07:00 am »
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #166 on: December 12, 2013, 11:35:05 am »
...it's so insane it has to be true.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #167 on: December 12, 2013, 06:42:27 pm »
I dunno about your suspension of disbelief, but I think I pulled something laughing...
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #168 on: December 12, 2013, 06:57:30 pm »
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on December 12, 2013, 08:07:00 am
Guys I think my ability to suspend disbelief just got entirely ruptured, because this is so insane that I can't.  I just can't.
I had something similar happen to me last week. Someone said that they were going to try and convert their cats to a vegan diet and I had explain why said cats would die a slow, painful death. I think I managed to talk her out of it, but I'm not totally sure. Poor kitties.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #169 on: December 12, 2013, 08:45:35 pm »
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on December 12, 2013, 08:07:00 am
Guys I think my ability to suspend disbelief just got entirely ruptured, because this is so insane that I can't.  I just can't.

I'm just going to copy what I said on my blog: Killing the snake because of your own stupidity about diets is not what I consider right, either.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #170 on: December 13, 2013, 01:21:02 am »
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on December 12, 2013, 06:57:30 pm
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on December 12, 2013, 08:07:00 am
Guys I think my ability to suspend disbelief just got entirely ruptured, because this is so insane that I can't.  I just can't.
I had something similar happen to me last week. Someone said that they were going to try and convert their cats to a vegan diet and I had explain why said cats would die a slow, painful death. I think I managed to talk her out of it, but I'm not totally sure. Poor kitties.
I've heard the argument that there are brands of cat food that are either nearly without meat or completely meatless. So either someone has made a marketing scheme out of this or making cat food without using meat (and instead getting all the necessary whatnots from other sources and artificial means) is cheap enough to compete with meat products.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #171 on: December 13, 2013, 02:46:12 pm »
Vegan cat food? Somebody's making a bundle off people's crazy.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #172 on: December 23, 2013, 04:04:23 pm »
http://notalwaysright.com/dog-gone-cruelty-will-make-your-dogs-gone/34115

I'll freely admit that I'm not a fan of dogs, or pets in general, but this lady... Some people should not have pets.

EDIT: http://notalwaysrelated.com/santa-is-red/27057

That's just hilarious.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #173 on: December 27, 2013, 03:17:55 pm »
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #174 on: December 28, 2013, 08:49:07 am »
Oi vey.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #175 on: December 28, 2013, 01:15:29 pm »
That last one I can believe. Over the course of 34 years of dealing with restaurant customers, the number of people who completely tune you out when you explain why a demand cannot be met is astounding. It's like if they do not hear the words they are counting on hearing, everything else is just so much "wah-wah-wah-wah-wah" a la the Peanut's cartoons adult voice sounds.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #176 on: December 28, 2013, 07:09:20 pm »
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #177 on: January 04, 2014, 12:38:52 am »
Assuming this is true, awesome families are awesome:

http://notalwaysrelated.com/momentarily-disoriented/28998

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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #178 on: January 04, 2014, 03:10:44 am »
The cynic in me says thats false. Im not sure parents that are neutral of asexuality would give that much of a damn
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #179 on: January 07, 2014, 05:34:50 pm »
In light of the recent discussion in another thread about Benedict Cumberbatch:

http://notalwaysromantic.com/how-to-train-your-boyfriend/28838
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Quote from: Jordan Duram
It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.
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