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Also I have been coughing all night after spending all day inhaling dandelion fluff. I have not slept and I will be a miserable person all day.
Dogs LOVE dandelion fluff! I don't get it! Maybe it looks interesting or tasty to them? Hank ate dandelion fluff yesterday, or tried to, and then wasn't at all sure what happened when it dissipated.
This dog is unusually big even for a mastiff. His parents were 150 and 200 pounds, so he's going to be huge. He's still unmistakably a puppy--he still even has that little pointy puppy head they all have for the first six months--but he weighs fifty pounds and he's huge. His paws alone are bigger than both my hands together. This is a picture of Hank (the dog) and Boything:For comparison's sake, Boything is five and a half foot tall and weighs about 220 pounds. And this was about two weeks ago, and because Hank is so young he's growing really fast, so he was probably five or ten pounds lighter. He's pretty well-behaved for how young he is. He's just still a baby--but a baby that weighs probably fifty pounds. I like to call him 'fifty pounds of ears and feet' because he's really pretty much all ears and paws.I adore him. He's lovely. One of my favourite doggies. But he's increasingly hard to, yanno, pick up. At least he can manage the stairs now. He used to be so ungainly (because of those huge paws) that he couldn't even negotiate steps and had to be carried. He was a hell of a lot smaller then.
He just gets puppy chow when I'm there. He's a growing boy so he's allowed to have as much as he wants. Eventually I'm sure they're gonna have to switch him to a healthy, wholesome diet of kindergarteners or whole sheep or something.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?
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