Things That Annoy You

[PosthumanHeresy]

Except that was an author note at the beginning of the fic, not a dropbox option?

Oh, thought you were talking video games. Okay, yeah, that better be some harsh goddamn motherfuckin' language.

[Shane for Wax]

It wasn't harsh at all. It was rather tame for the characters involved.

[PosthumanHeresy]

It wasn't harsh at all. It was rather tame for the characters involved.

Ahh. Well, people are dumb.

[Ghoti]

I was at a friend's house, during a very subdued party-type thing, when one guy starts talking about a con he went to. Since I've (sadly) never been to a con, I listened for about a minute. The whole time I heard him speak, it was "all the girls there were ugly or Fake Nerd Girls^TM or ugly Fake Nerd Girls. I said "hold that thought", got a glass of pop, splashed it in his smug little jerkface, and jumped out a (first-story) window.
That's how much the "fake nerd girl" phenomenon pisses me off.

[Sigmaleph]

I was at a friend's house, during a very subdued party-type thing, when one guy starts talking about a con he went to. Since I've (sadly) never been to a con, I listened for about a minute. The whole time I heard him speak, it was "all the girls there were ugly or Fake Nerd Girls^TM or ugly Fake Nerd Girls. I said "hold that thought", got a glass of pop, splashed it in his smug little jerkface, and jumped out a (first-story) window.
That's how much the "fake nerd girl" phenomenon pisses me off.

Probably the best response available under the circumstances.

[Ghoti]

I was at a friend's house, during a very subdued party-type thing, when one guy starts talking about a con he went to. Since I've (sadly) never been to a con, I listened for about a minute. The whole time I heard him speak, it was "all the girls there were ugly or Fake Nerd Girls^TM or ugly Fake Nerd Girls. I said "hold that thought", got a glass of pop, splashed it in his smug little jerkface, and jumped out a (first-story) window.
That's how much the "fake nerd girl" phenomenon pisses me off.

Probably the best response available under the circumstances.

Update: I got just got two emails, one from the host and one from the guy I doused with Mt. Dew. The host deeply regrets inviting "TrueNerd McFuckNuts" and thought my response was both appropriate and funny. TrueNerd McFuckNuts spewed misogynistic bullshit (surprise surprise). I set up a system that automatically sends everything from his email address to the spam folder and replies with "Please eat a bag of dicks."

[SpaceProg]

I was at a friend's house, during a very subdued party-type thing, when one guy starts talking about a con he went to. Since I've (sadly) never been to a con, I listened for about a minute. The whole time I heard him speak, it was "all the girls there were ugly or Fake Nerd Girls^TM or ugly Fake Nerd Girls. I said "hold that thought", got a glass of pop, splashed it in his smug little jerkface, and jumped out a (first-story) window.
That's how much the "fake nerd girl" phenomenon pisses me off.

Probably the best response available under the circumstances.

Update: I got just got two emails, one from the host and one from the guy I doused with Mt. Dew. The host deeply regrets inviting "TrueNerd McFuckNuts" and thought my response was both appropriate and funny. TrueNerd McFuckNuts spewed misogynistic bullshit (surprise surprise). I set up a system that automatically sends everything from his email address to the spam folder and replies with "Please eat a bag of dicks."

Knew there was a reason I liked you.

[Ghoti]

I was at a friend's house, during a very subdued party-type thing, when one guy starts talking about a con he went to. Since I've (sadly) never been to a con, I listened for about a minute. The whole time I heard him speak, it was "all the girls there were ugly or Fake Nerd Girls^TM or ugly Fake Nerd Girls. I said "hold that thought", got a glass of pop, splashed it in his smug little jerkface, and jumped out a (first-story) window.
That's how much the "fake nerd girl" phenomenon pisses me off.

Probably the best response available under the circumstances.

Update: I got just got two emails, one from the host and one from the guy I doused with Mt. Dew. The host deeply regrets inviting "TrueNerd McFuckNuts" and thought my response was both appropriate and funny. TrueNerd McFuckNuts spewed misogynistic bullshit (surprise surprise). I set up a system that automatically sends everything from his email address to the spam folder and replies with "Please eat a bag of dicks."

Knew there was a reason I liked you.

(Self-Esteem: +5)
Oh, you.

[Sigmaleph]

It appears my dog has been shitting coal.

No, seriously. I found pieces of coal in his faeces. We do keep bags of coal in the back yard, but none of them are open so I don't know where he got it (and, more importantly, how to stop him from eating more).

[SpaceProg]

That's... weird.   Maybe he's not getting something in his diet he needs?  That can cause some strange cravings.

[Ghoti]

It appears my dog has been shitting coal.

No, seriously. I found pieces of coal in his faeces. We do keep bags of coal in the back yard, but none of them are open so I don't know where he got it (and, more importantly, how to stop him from eating more).

I recommend taking the dog to the vet and putting the bags of coal in a plastic bin with a lid. My dog used to chew up plastic water bottles and we solved the problem by getting a closed-top, tip-proof recycling bin. 

[SpaceProg]

Coal, plastic... petroleum products...

[Ghoti]

Coal, plastic... petroleum products...

[SpaceProg]

How did you know?!?!

[Ghoti]

The lightning-bolt scar on your forehead is a bit of a dead giveaway.