Things That Annoy You

[Sleepy]

Pretty soon we'll start seeing Lexus commercials. Don't you want to give your partner a car payment for Christmas?

Can you actually give someone a car and the accompanying debt without their consent?

Well, I guess it depends on the situation. If you take out a giant loan to cover the cost, then that's in your name so it's technically you who should be making the payments. But since so many married couples have joint bank accounts, the money's being taken from both the giver and receiver. So it basically fucks over everyone.

[gyeonghwa]

Pretty soon we'll start seeing Lexus commercials. Don't you want to give your partner a car payment for Christmas?

Do they really advertise that?

Yes. Usually a woman buying a car for her man.

Sometimes I wonder who Lexus and other luxury car brands are trying to advertise to with some of these commercial. People in the upper classes are going to get more expensive brands and lower class people can't be changing cars every Christmas. The middle class is probably not going to buy new cars every Holiday season either. So like who exactly are they selling it to?

[Art Vandelay]

Pretty soon we'll start seeing Lexus commercials. Don't you want to give your partner a car payment for Christmas?

Can you actually give someone a car and the accompanying debt without their consent?

Well, I guess it depends on the situation. If you take out a giant loan to cover the cost, then that's in your name so it's technically you who should be making the payments. But since so many married couples have joint bank accounts, the money's being taken from both the giver and receiver. So it basically fucks over everyone.

True, I didn't consider joint accounts.

[Søren]

Mum wants me to start getting up before she does to put her plate away from her late night snacking

[Art Vandelay]

I have a pretty major cyst right at the top of my ass crack. The bloody thing makes sitting down way more painful than it has any right to be, and no matter how hard I jab it with scissors, it just wont pop.

Then again I have a dissecting kit sitting around from my old biology labs. Perhaps a scalpel razor will do the trick?

[Ghoti]

I just got done with yet another pointless argument about how I am/am not a "man in a woman's body". Hey, mom: I'm not a man in a woman's body. I'm a man in a man's body. The presence or absence of a particular set of body parts does not and will never determine whether someone is a man or a woman. Also, if this is something I chose to do, then prove it by switching your gender right now. Go on, it can't be that hard if your "incompetent, lazy, self-centered brat" of a "daughter" can do it just to piss you off.

[Random Gal]

I have a pretty major cyst right at the top of my ass crack. The bloody thing makes sitting down way more painful than it has any right to be, and no matter how hard I jab it with scissors, it just wont pop.

Then again I have a dissecting kit sitting around from my old biology labs. Perhaps a scalpel razor will do the trick?

I've got a better idea. *revs up chainsaw* Bend over.

[Witchyjoshy]

Mum wants me to start getting up before she does to put her plate away from her late night snacking

Didn't she get pissed at you putting her plate away in the first place because it implied she doesn't put her plate away somehow?

[Søren]

Actually that was with a cup. She uses way more cups than plates

[Art Vandelay]

I have a pretty major cyst right at the top of my ass crack. The bloody thing makes sitting down way more painful than it has any right to be, and no matter how hard I jab it with scissors, it just wont pop.

Then again I have a dissecting kit sitting around from my old biology labs. Perhaps a scalpel razor will do the trick?

I've got a better idea. *revs up chainsaw* Bend over.

It's actually kind of tempting.

[Søren]

Chances are youre gonna have to get that thing surgically removed

[chitoryu12]

One day removed from Halloween and our store already has Christmas crap up.  What's worse is we already have people in the Christmas spirit, getting more pissed off than normal over stupid shit.  I'm dreading the day after November, when they start playing Christmas music NON FUCKING STOP!

I was also tempted to start a, "Rant about the holidays," thread but I figured it was too early.

They're already putting up Grinchmas decorations at Islands of Adventure. Starting yesterday, they had many of the HHN store displays removed and only the bare minimum to keep selling merchandise for the last weekend.

[Igor]

My TARDIS blew over in the wind yesterday, now its in pieces... There's no fixing it now.

[Flying Mint Bunny!]

My TARDIS blew over in the wind yesterday, now its in pieces... There's no fixing it now.

Not even with a sonic screwdriver?

[Igor]

Sonic screwdrivers don't work on wood