I'm sorry you had to go through that.Same here. It was an entertaining read though.
That's what you went to? You should've brought me!
Ironbite-the shunning that would've happened would've been AMAZING!
Nothing livens up a wedding like robotic dinosaurs.
You should have gotten some anti-sexist pamphlets and gone around knocking on each table asking if they had a moment to hear the good news of the 21st century. And then just left a shit load of the pamphlets at each table.
Jehovah's Witnesses consider many actions to be "serious sins", for which baptized Witnesses are subject to disfellowshipping or formal reproof. Actions for which a member can be disfellowshipped include: Abortion,[18] adultery, apostasy,[19] bestiality, blood transfusions,[20] "brazen conduct" or "loose conduct",[21][22] drug abuse,[23] drunkenness, extortion,[24] fornication, fraud,[25] gambling,[24] greed,[24] homosexual activity, idolatry, incest, interfaith activity,[26] lying,[27] manslaughter, murder, "perverted sex relations",[28] polygamy,[29] pornography,[30] reviling, sexual abuse,[31] slander,[25] spiritism, theft, and use of tobacco.[23][32][33]
According to Raymond Franz, a letter dated September 1, 1980, from the Watch Tower Society to all circuit and district overseers advised that a member who "merely disagrees in thought with any of the Watch Tower Society's teachings is committing apostasy and is liable for disfellowshipping."[104]
It probably doesn't help that those three religions are not only objectively harmful, but can also pretty well conclusively be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to be complete fabrications and great big piles of bull poop.
This is why I love you.
Only reason the old fundie women would've grown pearls to clutch is to gape at what I'd be wearing. Because if I'm gonna scandalize somebody, I don't go half-ass.
TIME TO BREAK OUT MY WEDDING DRESS!
Ironbite-then have a big flash mob who'd dance to Weapon of Choice as I flounce out of their world.
Only reason the old fundie women would've grown pearls to clutch is to gape at what I'd be wearing. Because if I'm gonna scandalize somebody, I don't go half-ass.
TIME TO BREAK OUT MY WEDDING DRESS!
Ironbite-then have a big flash mob who'd dance to Weapon of Choice as I flounce out of their world.
Okay, that settles it. I need to bring you and Cait down here so we can go troll some churches. And put that shit on YouTube.
Because, dammit, I wanna troll my hometown!