From a while ago, but I would like to know what World War II would be like as a barfight.
About the only thing I can think of is:
Germany and Russia dogpile on Poland.
Germany punches out Holland and Belgium and then smashes a chair over France's head.
When Germany starts punching Britain, America hands Britain a broken table leg.
Britain hits Germany with said table leg. Germany randomly punches Russia for absolutely no reason.
Japan, which has been beating up China the entire time, suddenly throws a bottle across the room which hits America.
America falls to the ground, and starts trying to trip Germany from the floor while holding off Japan.
(I can't think of much for the next part until the end)
America (currently using one hand to keep Japan off his back) and Britain (covered in bruises) hold Germany down while Russia punches him out.
America shocks everyone by pulling out a gun and shooting Japan twice.