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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1050 on: October 29, 2012, 10:19:01 am »
Granted. Someone steals it, drinks it, and whacks you over the head with the bottle.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1051 on: October 29, 2012, 05:31:33 pm »
Granted but your overworking kills you so have fun with that.

I wish that I still had my old car.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1052 on: October 29, 2012, 07:02:59 pm »
Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish Firefly had run for six or seven seasons, with each season being slightly better than the last.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1053 on: October 29, 2012, 07:12:42 pm »
Granted, but then in the eight season all of the important plot lines are lost by revealing it was all a dream,  all the character are in hell and confusing time travel that doesn't really add up.

I wish my roommates would take care of their responsibilities.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1054 on: October 30, 2012, 09:18:52 am »
Granted, but they kick you out in the process.

I wish that someone wasn't ignoring me.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1055 on: October 30, 2012, 11:23:39 am »
Granted. That person screams at you every time they see you, and everybody else ignores you.

I wish I had a functional charger for my laptop.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1056 on: October 30, 2012, 03:06:25 pm »
Granted. Your laptop bricks.

I wish Sabaton would do a really awesome song about the Battle of Misrata.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1057 on: October 30, 2012, 07:07:10 pm »
Granted, but they break up after the song is released as a single.

I wish that I knew what I wanted for dinner.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1058 on: October 30, 2012, 09:25:12 pm »
Wish granted.  It's delicious, but you get horrible food poisoning.

I wish I knew why Furbies are coming back.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1059 on: October 30, 2012, 10:20:22 pm »
Granted, you now know that Furbies run the government and are trying to implant fake Furbies in houses as mind control devices.

I wish I was in a band right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1060 on: October 30, 2012, 10:33:17 pm »
Granted. You are now rhythm guitar in a superstar band featuring Lars Ulrich, Billie Joe Armstrong, Fred Dirst, and Mike Huckabee. Have fun.

I really wish everyone who reads this knows who the above people are so it doesn't have to be explained.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1061 on: October 30, 2012, 11:26:23 pm »
Granted, but people demand explanations anyway just to rustle your jimmies.

I wish I could run across golf courses in the nude without getting arrested.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1062 on: October 31, 2012, 12:14:37 am »
Granted, but every golf ball hit onto the course has a homing device aimed to hit right between your legs.

I wish that I wasn't so BORED right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1063 on: October 31, 2012, 12:56:17 am »
Granted, an alien spaceship crashes into your room and ends your boredom.

I wish calculus wasn't so tough.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1064 on: October 31, 2012, 01:22:54 am »
Wish granted.  Now it's completely fucking useless.  This means that anything and everything that relies on calculus to exist no longer exists.

I wish I was an amazing chef.
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