A summary for those of us fortunate enough to miss it?
My grandma and I couldn't even stomach five minutes of it, but here's a summary of what we did see:
-Claiming voting Republican will make the country better in four years then the four years we've had a Democrat
-Giving unconditional support to "job creators"
-Claiming lower taxes for business while not raising taxes for middle class (where the hell is government spending money money going to come from, then?)
-Claiming to protect freedom of religion (we all know what he probably means by that)
-Claiming that Republicans support women (though in this context, it was women business owners, but still)
-Making fun of Obama for caring about the environment by wording it in a way that made it seem like Obama thought he was God
-Pretty much saying 'fuck you' to the future of the planet by saying 'he cares about America now'
-Making fun of Obama for apologizing for invading countries
-Saying that America has liberated countries from dictators
-Massive cheering for anti-democrat/anti-liberal remarks
-Chants of "USA! USA!"