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Re: White House approves birth control law
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2012, 11:48:58 am »
It's about time!

Too busy grabbing some drinks to watch the impending fundie shit storm to celebrate though.  :D
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Re: White House approves birth control law
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2012, 01:07:23 pm »
I'll bring the popcorn. ^_^
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Re: White House approves birth control law
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2012, 05:42:35 pm »
I'll bring the baby oil.

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Re: White House approves birth control law
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2012, 05:49:21 pm »
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Re: White House approves birth control law
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2012, 07:00:51 am »
OMG our country is drastically under-populated

I know, we're only the third most populated country on the planet. We need to stop this outrage now! /sarcasm
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Re: White House approves birth control law
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2012, 01:29:16 pm »
The only appropriate celebratory action is the use of the now-provided contraceptives. Who's with me?
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Re: White House approves birth control law
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2012, 01:38:34 pm »
Fucking A!
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Re: White House approves birth control law
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2012, 02:41:09 pm »
OMG our country is drastically under-populated

I know, we're only the third most populated country on the planet. We need to stop this outrage now! /sarcasm
We're also goddamn huge, population density is a better indicator than absolute population.

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Re: White House approves birth control law
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2012, 06:51:26 pm »
A victory for women's rights? For real?

What year is this and what planet am I on?
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Re: White House approves birth control law
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2012, 06:57:22 pm »
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A victory for women's rights? For real?

This is an "everybody's rights" issue. Everyone benefits from not having kids until they're ready.

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Re: White House approves birth control law
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2012, 07:02:44 pm »
YAY! About time!


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Re: White House approves birth control law
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2012, 07:49:51 pm »
This is an "everybody's rights" issue. Everyone benefits from not having kids until they're ready.
Everyone, except the hypothetical kids who fail to come into existence. Contraception is counterfactual murder!
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Re: White House approves birth control law
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2012, 09:00:20 pm »
Wait, you mean... employers and healthcare providers are now REQUIRED BY LAW to give women birth control for FREE? In the UNITED STATES? FOR FREE??

...did I miss a turn on the way home from work and wind up in a parallel universe or something? Because this doesn't sound like MY Amurrkah, dammit!
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Re: White House approves birth control law
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2012, 10:55:18 pm »
Wait, you mean... employers and healthcare providers are now REQUIRED BY LAW to give women birth control for FREE? In the UNITED STATES? FOR FREE??

...did I miss a turn on the way home from work and wind up in a parallel universe or something? Because this doesn't sound like MY Amurrkah, dammit!

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