Counterproposal: everyone can do whatever the fuck they want with their body hair. Does that work for everyone?
Scenario: Society punishes you for something, while celebrating when other people do equivalent behaviour.
Reaction 1: You start spreading your own memes where your behaviour is the one that is celebrated and that of other people is condemned. Pros: Revenge! I mean, justice. Justice is what I meant. Cons: Creates unnecessary enemies, is massively hypocritical.
Reaction 2: You highlight the double standard and demand equal treatment for everyone. Pros: Win-win situation, creates allies, gives you the moral high ground, you are not being a massive hypocrite. Cons: No sweet revenge high.
This is not hard.