Ridiculous made-up asexual-spectrum orientations are the new ridiculous made-up genders. Also, I need a fucking drink.
EDIT: And now for something completely different:
An employer who wants their employees to show up on time is totally discrimination against poor people, guys! Ugh, make it a double.
i thought there were two kinds of aces? aces of hearts (romantic, but no sex drive) and aces of spades (asexual aromantic) (also, metal as fuck). these talk about acting on sex drives even if it's not reciprocated. sounds rapey.
@lizard, it's not "jews are pigs", it's "pigs are jews going to the slaughter". animal rights activists need to get their eyesight checked.