One time I went out to eat sushi. as I slowly lift the first piece of delicious mercury-laced fish product to my mouth, I spot a japanese man from the corner of my eye, his face frozen in horror. As I start to take my first bite, he cries out. then suddenly, the sun darkens. The barriers between worlds shatter, and I am unable to move as the shadowlings claim him, dragging him to the Shadow Dimensions to absorb his spirit energy. The next morning I turn on the news, and see that the entire nation of Japan no longer exists. My careless abuse of my white privilege has cost so many lives. Cultural Appropriation is serious business.