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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #5370 on: January 21, 2015, 08:37:39 am »
Clickbait? On Buzzfeed!? Surely, you jest!

Though as I recall, Hermione was by far the most competent of the trio. Ron was a bumbling idiot, and Harry was a much luckier and slightly more competent bumbling idiot. More often than not, Hermoine was the only one who actually had her shit together.

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« Reply #5371 on: January 21, 2015, 08:39:19 am »
If Hermione were the Girl Who Lived, then...she wouldn't HAVE parents, and she'd likely be at least a half-blood instead of a Muggle-born.  Yes, Hermione has always struck me as a feminist character since she pursues the unladylike sport of being god damned intelligent, was raised in 80s-90s Britain (which may not be a feminist haven, but its a hell of a lot better than other options), and was basically forced into a world that seems to be stuck in at least the 19th century.  That image gallery (each picture only has about two sentences to 'em), however, is nothing more than moronic, click-bait bullshit.

Buzzfeed as usual, then?
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #5372 on: January 21, 2015, 08:44:49 am »
If Hermione were the Girl Who Lived, then...she wouldn't HAVE parents, and she'd likely be at least a half-blood instead of a Muggle-born.  Yes, Hermione has always struck me as a feminist character since she pursues the unladylike sport of being god damned intelligent, was raised in 80s-90s Britain (which may not be a feminist haven, but its a hell of a lot better than other options), and was basically forced into a world that seems to be stuck in at least the 19th century.  That image gallery (each picture only has about two sentences to 'em), however, is nothing more than moronic, click-bait bullshit.
If you read the thing (and survive the brain damage from it) you will notice that the writer did not imply that she was "The girl who lived" in this version Harry is just a stupid boy and needs Hermione to save the day from Patriarchy.

She also sets "bitches" on fire in her struggle against structural misogyny and apparently kills Draco. (Also Draco is making sexist comments at her and apparently flirting with her at the age of 11.)

That whole text is just a trainwreck but the commmenters considered it the best thing ever.
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« Reply #5373 on: January 21, 2015, 10:43:43 am »
Though as I recall, Hermione was by far the most competent of the trio. Ron was a bumbling idiot, and Harry was a much luckier and slightly more competent bumbling idiot. More often than not, Hermoine was the only one who actually had her shit together.

This is why I like Hermione.  Ron had, like...three moments in the entire series where he was anywhere NEAR useful: the chess puzzle in Philosopher's Stone, saving Harry's dumb ass when he jumped into a fucking frozen lake to get a sword, and formulating the plan to get a basilisk fang from the Chamber of Secrets in Deathly Hallows.  Other than that, he's been completely, utterly fucking useless.  Hell, I think Rowling had the right idea when she wanted to kill off Ron...maybe give Neville a chance to be awesome then we could have BOTH boys of the prophecy working together to wreck Voldemort's shit.
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« Reply #5374 on: January 21, 2015, 10:50:39 am »
Ron was also a racist for a good portion of the series.

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« Reply #5375 on: January 21, 2015, 11:43:12 am »
And Hermione is a Mary Sue.



...If we agree that there are a few definitions and degrees of Mary Sue. She was written as a self insert and Rowling said herself that things like the awkwardness and acting like a miss know-it-all were things from her youth and she did them due to her family moving and being placed in a strange school where she had no friends. She also was not liked first due to her behaviour though she wanted to fit in. So, Hermione is a self insert certainly.

She does not have all the qualities of a Mary Sue (like being 100% perfect snowflake that everyone loves and adores, kinda like whatshername in Twilight.)
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #5376 on: January 21, 2015, 11:58:17 am »
You mean Bella "I hate all my mortal friends" Swann?
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« Reply #5377 on: January 21, 2015, 12:06:57 pm »
No he means Bella "I shouldn't have any blood after meeting Edward" Swann.

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« Reply #5378 on: January 21, 2015, 12:10:37 pm »
Bella "KISS ME CONTROLLING PAEDOWOLF" Swann?
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« Reply #5379 on: January 21, 2015, 01:36:26 pm »
That thing's pretty hilarious in its own idiotic way.
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« Reply #5380 on: January 21, 2015, 03:02:50 pm »
And Hermione is a Mary Sue.



...If we agree that there are a few definitions and degrees of Mary Sue. She was written as a self insert and Rowling said herself that things like the awkwardness and acting like a miss know-it-all were things from her youth and she did them due to her family moving and being placed in a strange school where she had no friends. She also was not liked first due to her behaviour though she wanted to fit in. So, Hermione is a self insert certainly.

She does not have all the qualities of a Mary Sue (like being 100% perfect snowflake that everyone loves and adores, kinda like whatshername in Twilight.)

Yeah, self-insertion does not a Mary Sue make.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #5381 on: January 21, 2015, 03:18:32 pm »
And Hermione is a Mary Sue.



...If we agree that there are a few definitions and degrees of Mary Sue. She was written as a self insert and Rowling said herself that things like the awkwardness and acting like a miss know-it-all were things from her youth and she did them due to her family moving and being placed in a strange school where she had no friends. She also was not liked first due to her behaviour though she wanted to fit in. So, Hermione is a self insert certainly.

She does not have all the qualities of a Mary Sue (like being 100% perfect snowflake that everyone loves and adores, kinda like whatshername in Twilight.)

Yeah, self-insertion does not a Mary Sue make.
Like I said, depends on whose definition you go by. Plenty of people complain that any "self insert" is a Mary Sue.

Or that any "snowflake" character in a rpg is a Mary Sue.

Or that any character that they do not like is a Mary Sue.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #5382 on: January 21, 2015, 03:58:06 pm »


This could also probably qualify as Fandumb.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #5383 on: January 21, 2015, 04:43:53 pm »
These headcanons continue to utterly annoy me.

Why do I get the feeling this person is yet another fangirl who thinks "I can cure that psychopath with MAI LURV!"
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #5384 on: January 21, 2015, 05:28:11 pm »
So, uh, would an aromantic bisexual sociopath see everyone around them as a potential fuck buddy?
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