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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6255 on: May 21, 2015, 02:34:44 pm »

"Feel the wind under our winds"?

I think that's when you let a fart rip when its breezy out.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6256 on: May 21, 2015, 04:40:40 pm »
Or, farting so hard and continuously you're effectively a jet aircraft? So, they're implicitly jet-kin, right? <runs>
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6257 on: May 21, 2015, 07:33:00 pm »
Hey! That kind of talk is triggering to fart-kins!
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6258 on: May 21, 2015, 09:01:27 pm »
Oh god, you just reminded me of the bus-kin.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6259 on: May 23, 2015, 09:42:03 am »
Or, farting so hard and continuously you're effectively a jet aircraft? So, they're implicitly jet-kin, right? <runs>
Don't you mean farting like a rocket? Unless of course, you're powering the fart by sucking in stupid amounts of air and forcing it through your digestive tract and out your anus.

Though I suppose if you get into the air first, you could become a ramjet-kin just by opening your mouth. Or perhaps pulse jet-kin if you the necessary sphincter control.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6260 on: May 23, 2015, 08:02:49 pm »


And of course what post would be complete without some otherkin fantasizing about somehow getting together.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6261 on: May 23, 2015, 09:00:39 pm »
I AM NOODLE-KIN AND I DO NOT KNOW IF THIS TRIGGERS ME OR NOT!!
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6262 on: May 24, 2015, 09:59:38 am »



There's nothing preventing them from getting AIDS.  It's not like ace people never share needles.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6263 on: May 24, 2015, 10:18:28 am »



There's nothing preventing them from getting AIDS.  It's not like ace people never share needles.

Good point. Besides, during the AIDS crisis people were all to eager to call it a "Gay disease" and anyone who got infected was assumed to have gotten it in some horribly sinful gay orgy or whatever. This caused problems both to gay people and to all AIDS victims as a lot of people were willing to ignore the disease. Either because they thought it was God's punishment or simply did not care about the disease that did not seem to be a threat to them.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6264 on: May 25, 2015, 02:15:53 pm »


What's really a shame is that this actually started out okay.  Race fetishism is creepy and demeaning.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6265 on: May 25, 2015, 03:19:58 pm »
I hate to break this to you Tumblr, but whites aren't the only people guilty of that.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6266 on: May 25, 2015, 05:22:06 pm »
Will you stop telling them about reality.  Their little brains will break into a million pieces.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6267 on: May 25, 2015, 06:38:45 pm »
I hate to break this to you Tumblr, but whites aren't the only people guilty of that.
It's presumably addressing a western and primarily white audience, thus it's perfectly reasonable to address white people specifically.

That being said, the last part just comes off as weirdly aggressive, like "stop,being racist, dipshit. I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6268 on: May 25, 2015, 08:16:13 pm »
So you're not allowed to be attracted to your own race or you're racist. But at the same time, you're not allowed to be attracted to other races, or you're racist. You're not allowed to be straight, since that's quite sexist, and you're certainly not allowed to be homosexual, because that's even more sexist (not to mention potentially transphobic). You're not allowed to be bisexual because that's non-binary erasure, and you're not allowed to be pansexual because that's acephobic. So does Tumblr want a world entirely full of asexuals?

Wait, men aren't allowed to be asexual, it's offensive to women. I just remembered.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #6269 on: May 25, 2015, 08:18:21 pm »
Welcome to the dark side of tumblr.

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