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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8235 on: January 30, 2016, 02:41:36 am »
Not a slope so much as a jump out of a helicopter.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8236 on: January 30, 2016, 02:43:31 am »
That third one's the only one that has a significant likelihood of being a thing, really.

Then again, I really shouldn't have faith in a planet that supports Trump.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8237 on: January 30, 2016, 07:53:55 am »
Meh, I'd still take a regular vasectomy.  Its not something I want "on" at any time.  The only use I have for an infant is as a garnish.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8238 on: January 30, 2016, 09:30:04 am »
Cannibalism. FQA answers stupidity with pro-active Darwinism. I am all for it. Eat The Rich. Eat The Stupid. Clear the Internet.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8239 on: January 30, 2016, 11:42:03 am »
Cannibalism. FQA answers stupidity with pro-active Darwinism. I am all for it. Eat The Rich. Eat The Stupid. Clear the Internet.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8240 on: January 30, 2016, 01:55:07 pm »
Meh, I'd still take a regular vasectomy.  Its not something I want "on" at any time.  The only use I have for an infant is as a garnish.

On the other hand, it would be a lot easier to convince today's idiot doctors to give you a sperm switch, because then you can answer their idiot question of "but what if you want kids someday?" with "then I'll turn the switch on, you moron, now make it so I can't have kids."
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8241 on: January 30, 2016, 02:11:31 pm »
It would be great contraceptive option for couples. No getting pregnant on accident but no hassle of using condoms or pills either and switching it off is easier than it is with regular vasectomy or the implants that women are given.

Though, with casual sex with strangers condoms can't be beat until we get a cure/vaccine for all STDs.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8242 on: January 30, 2016, 02:56:28 pm »
Meh, I'd still take a regular vasectomy.  Its not something I want "on" at any time.  The only use I have for an infant is as a garnish.

On the other hand, it would be a lot easier to convince today's idiot doctors to give you a sperm switch, because then you can answer their idiot question of "but what if you want kids someday?" with "then I'll turn the switch on, you moron, now make it so I can't have kids."

The other easy answer to that question is, "What if I want kids someday? I'll adopt."
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8243 on: January 30, 2016, 03:25:52 pm »
Meh, I'd still take a regular vasectomy.  Its not something I want "on" at any time.  The only use I have for an infant is as a garnish.

On the other hand, it would be a lot easier to convince today's idiot doctors to give you a sperm switch, because then you can answer their idiot question of "but what if you want kids someday?" with "then I'll turn the switch on, you moron, now make it so I can't have kids."

The other easy answer to that question is, "What if I want kids someday? I'll adopt."

These are idiot doctors, though. They don't seem to accept that answer.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8244 on: January 30, 2016, 04:20:32 pm »
Meh, I'd still take a regular vasectomy.  Its not something I want "on" at any time.  The only use I have for an infant is as a garnish.

On the other hand, it would be a lot easier to convince today's idiot doctors to give you a sperm switch, because then you can answer their idiot question of "but what if you want kids someday?" with "then I'll turn the switch on, you moron, now make it so I can't have kids."

The other easy answer to that question is, "What if I want kids someday? I'll adopt."


Or even "Fine, bring me a cup to jack off into, you can freeze it for me."
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8245 on: January 30, 2016, 06:26:19 pm »
I'm all for a switch for fertility.  I've long been in favor of such a thing so that people have kids when they're ready, not when they're bodies are ready.

Ironbite-but then again I also think we're due for a major culling of the entire population via super sickness.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8246 on: January 30, 2016, 06:47:31 pm »
Or even "Fine, bring me a cup to jack off into, you can freeze it for me."

Unless you can afford to hire a surrogate mother, freezing you gametes only works for men.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8247 on: January 30, 2016, 08:01:23 pm »
Meh, I'd still take a regular vasectomy.  Its not something I want "on" at any time.  The only use I have for an infant is as a garnish.

On the other hand, it would be a lot easier to convince today's idiot doctors to give you a sperm switch, because then you can answer their idiot question of "but what if you want kids someday?" with "then I'll turn the switch on, you moron, now make it so I can't have kids."

That's when I strangle them with my wallet chain.  If you have to ask that, you don't deserve to have a medical license.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8248 on: January 30, 2016, 08:05:19 pm »
Please.  Like they'd ever ask a man if they want kids someday.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8249 on: January 30, 2016, 09:01:39 pm »

Ironbite-but then again I also think we're due for a major culling of the entire population via super sickness.

Don't rule out war just yet for human culling. The two world wars last century did pretty good for that. Plus got the economy going pretty well.
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