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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1020 on: March 21, 2014, 03:55:15 pm »
You get a great repeller.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1021 on: March 21, 2014, 04:41:45 pm »
You get a rainbow-colored manatee ("Oh, the hue-manatee!")

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1022 on: March 21, 2014, 05:29:38 pm »
You get a bunch of angry members of the revived Norse Pagan movement who complain about blasphemy.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1023 on: March 22, 2014, 01:59:33 am »
You get a massacre with no witnesses. Eventually the perpetrators are caught by the IRS.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1024 on: March 22, 2014, 02:05:07 am »
You get screwed. In the ass. With no lubricant. And your pants on.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1025 on: March 23, 2014, 04:34:08 pm »
Same as above.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1026 on: March 23, 2014, 05:04:34 pm »
You get NaNoWiMo.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1027 on: March 23, 2014, 05:09:32 pm »
You get a thousand arguments about why a Frenchman has a British accent and idolizes Shakespeare so much.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1028 on: March 23, 2014, 10:55:40 pm »
The former proves more emotional than the latter two put together.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1029 on: March 23, 2014, 11:26:03 pm »
You get a corpse.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1030 on: March 23, 2014, 11:45:04 pm »
You realize that you were the vending machine all along.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1031 on: March 23, 2014, 11:54:25 pm »
Your hand is now a foot.
Nice going, dumbass.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1032 on: March 24, 2014, 12:13:54 am »
You get Spaceballs the Website.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1033 on: March 25, 2014, 02:43:04 pm »
You get a lot of self-deprecating Jewish humor.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1034 on: March 25, 2014, 04:50:23 pm »
You get Lemonparty.

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