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Title: Three word story
Post by: gyeonghwa on March 03, 2012, 07:21:38 pm
Just like the old board. I write 3 words then the next person adds three more word and we let it become an amusing story. Remember to paste what the person above you wrote and bold the words you wrote.

Once upon a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 03, 2012, 07:42:05 pm
Once upon a little red turtle
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Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 03, 2012, 07:52:10 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a
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Post by: Kain on March 03, 2012, 08:20:08 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had
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Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 03, 2012, 08:29:03 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.
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Post by: StallChaser on March 04, 2012, 05:08:13 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: shadowpanther on March 04, 2012, 09:29:57 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between
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Post by: gyeonghwa on March 04, 2012, 11:59:50 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Sleepy on March 04, 2012, 01:34:38 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 04, 2012, 03:19:11 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: gyeonghwa on March 05, 2012, 12:08:38 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 05, 2012, 12:32:58 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ironbite on March 05, 2012, 12:35:19 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 05, 2012, 01:39:50 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ThunderWulf on March 05, 2012, 01:43:39 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: StallChaser on March 05, 2012, 07:46:14 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 06, 2012, 11:55:16 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Undecided on March 07, 2012, 03:54:26 am

Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 07, 2012, 03:55:54 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: StallChaser on March 07, 2012, 04:37:44 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly
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Post by: Sleepy on March 07, 2012, 12:00:41 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 07, 2012, 02:35:00 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten

Small Note:  I like how Chromium/Chrome has a "Paste as Plain Text" option.  That makes transferring the words to the quick reply to add more to the story much simpler.  ;D
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 07, 2012, 07:55:52 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: gyeonghwa on March 08, 2012, 01:43:08 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 08, 2012, 02:02:01 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jack Bauer on March 08, 2012, 04:33:08 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 08, 2012, 05:08:44 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: StallChaser on March 09, 2012, 05:04:26 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 09, 2012, 05:05:50 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 09, 2012, 07:39:01 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 09, 2012, 01:41:27 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 10, 2012, 01:22:39 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 10, 2012, 01:35:21 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: StallChaser on March 10, 2012, 04:01:45 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 10, 2012, 04:31:18 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 10, 2012, 05:57:33 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck:
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 10, 2012, 10:29:07 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 10, 2012, 12:38:41 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: gyeonghwa on March 10, 2012, 03:30:55 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 10, 2012, 05:25:25 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 10, 2012, 08:00:49 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 11, 2012, 12:26:30 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 11, 2012, 01:09:11 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 11, 2012, 01:54:51 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 11, 2012, 03:18:05 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Eniliad on March 11, 2012, 04:14:57 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 11, 2012, 04:21:35 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 11, 2012, 06:18:22 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 11, 2012, 06:51:00 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 11, 2012, 06:52:39 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 11, 2012, 09:29:53 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Sleepy on March 11, 2012, 09:31:31 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 11, 2012, 09:36:52 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 11, 2012, 09:46:33 pm

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 11, 2012, 09:52:49 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Eniliad on March 11, 2012, 10:10:22 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 11, 2012, 10:24:42 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 11, 2012, 10:27:59 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

What The Futhark,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: gyeonghwa on March 11, 2012, 10:35:02 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 11, 2012, 10:51:53 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 11, 2012, 11:55:03 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand, he stroked his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: gyeonghwa on March 12, 2012, 12:57:49 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand, he stroked his aching members, longing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Søren on March 12, 2012, 01:00:02 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Eniliad on March 12, 2012, 01:00:33 am

Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ironbite on March 12, 2012, 01:02:17 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: gyeonghwa on March 12, 2012, 01:05:41 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists

♥s ya ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 12, 2012, 01:07:06 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Sleepy on March 12, 2012, 01:42:02 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 12, 2012, 02:05:38 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Eniliad on March 12, 2012, 05:59:41 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 12, 2012, 06:02:13 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Random Gal on March 12, 2012, 06:25:42 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 12, 2012, 01:32:38 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Eniliad on March 12, 2012, 03:24:51 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hand, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 12, 2012, 05:48:27 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Sleepy on March 12, 2012, 05:56:56 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 13, 2012, 12:26:58 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Random Gal on March 13, 2012, 12:42:00 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ThunderWulf on March 13, 2012, 12:45:20 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: StallChaser on March 13, 2012, 08:04:40 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Sleepy on March 13, 2012, 09:07:12 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Radiation on March 13, 2012, 02:11:23 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Random Gal on March 13, 2012, 06:48:53 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 13, 2012, 09:43:56 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 14, 2012, 12:43:39 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Sleepy on March 14, 2012, 12:46:35 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 14, 2012, 12:53:17 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: gyeonghwa on March 14, 2012, 12:54:13 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 14, 2012, 12:59:03 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 14, 2012, 01:17:29 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 14, 2012, 04:32:01 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox using white frocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 14, 2012, 04:33:40 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jack Bauer on March 14, 2012, 04:53:59 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Eniliad on March 14, 2012, 05:38:09 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: QueenofHearts on March 14, 2012, 06:30:06 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 14, 2012, 07:29:14 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jack Bauer on March 14, 2012, 11:35:09 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ThunderWulf on March 14, 2012, 11:43:08 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Kain on March 14, 2012, 01:24:39 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 14, 2012, 07:25:46 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 15, 2012, 01:15:11 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Kain on March 15, 2012, 02:08:05 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: StallChaser on March 15, 2012, 05:02:37 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 15, 2012, 06:22:53 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Cloudy on March 15, 2012, 10:43:36 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 16, 2012, 12:56:25 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 16, 2012, 03:43:32 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Cloudy on March 16, 2012, 01:04:21 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 16, 2012, 09:25:26 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 16, 2012, 09:43:24 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Radiation on March 16, 2012, 10:04:02 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 17, 2012, 06:10:00 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 17, 2012, 10:02:17 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 17, 2012, 10:59:54 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Random Gal on March 17, 2012, 11:05:55 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 17, 2012, 11:13:11 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: QueenofHearts on March 17, 2012, 11:19:06 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 18, 2012, 02:11:15 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 18, 2012, 05:04:28 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Cloudy on March 18, 2012, 04:24:13 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Random Gal on March 18, 2012, 06:57:12 pm


Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 19, 2012, 12:37:49 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jack Bauer on March 19, 2012, 09:26:53 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 20, 2012, 05:48:25 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 21, 2012, 08:07:09 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and Rainbow Cupcakes.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 21, 2012, 09:28:25 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jack Bauer on March 22, 2012, 06:25:48 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 24, 2012, 01:22:03 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Eniliad on March 25, 2012, 09:16:42 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jack Bauer on March 26, 2012, 03:59:29 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 26, 2012, 05:47:47 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 27, 2012, 08:02:11 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jack Bauer on March 28, 2012, 05:05:36 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: gyeonghwa on March 28, 2012, 05:55:59 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Eymber on March 28, 2012, 10:44:23 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Random Gal on March 28, 2012, 10:49:42 pm


Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Cloudy on March 28, 2012, 10:54:01 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on March 28, 2012, 11:42:14 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 29, 2012, 01:09:36 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure in the realm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Random Gal on March 30, 2012, 08:09:21 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Smurfette Principle on March 30, 2012, 03:42:52 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: QueenofHearts on March 31, 2012, 10:37:01 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on April 05, 2012, 01:51:08 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tygerarmy on April 05, 2012, 04:53:24 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on April 05, 2012, 05:17:02 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: StallChaser on April 07, 2012, 04:36:19 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: jumpingjackflash on April 08, 2012, 10:59:27 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Radiation on April 09, 2012, 12:56:53 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: StallChaser on April 09, 2012, 06:34:17 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Radiation on April 09, 2012, 08:14:29 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tygerarmy on April 10, 2012, 12:53:02 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Sleepy on April 10, 2012, 01:57:05 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: QueenofHearts on April 10, 2012, 02:16:21 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: gyeonghwa on April 10, 2012, 08:06:04 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: StallChaser on April 11, 2012, 03:52:05 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 11, 2012, 08:09:29 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Saturn500 on April 14, 2012, 12:46:42 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Radiation on April 14, 2012, 02:58:47 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on April 14, 2012, 05:01:07 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Saturn500 on April 15, 2012, 07:10:55 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 16, 2012, 03:28:27 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Sleepy on April 16, 2012, 03:53:33 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 16, 2012, 05:51:46 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: StallChaser on April 17, 2012, 03:30:10 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 17, 2012, 05:48:33 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: largeham on April 23, 2012, 03:05:52 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced an Uwe Boll
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: speshuled67 on April 23, 2012, 03:41:36 am
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced a Uwe Boll terrible fucking movie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 23, 2012, 02:45:59 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced a Uwe Boll terrible fucking movie posthumously, using crystal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Smurfette Principle on April 23, 2012, 03:08:55 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced a Uwe Boll terrible fucking movie posthumously, using crystal skulls. Santorum cried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Saturn500 on April 23, 2012, 04:07:32 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced a Uwe Boll terrible fucking movie posthumously, using crystal skulls. Santorum cried because Khorne cultists
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 23, 2012, 04:19:05 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced a Uwe Boll terrible fucking movie posthumously, using crystal skulls. Santorum cried because Khorne cultists killed everything before
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Smurfette Principle on April 23, 2012, 08:18:58 pm
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced a Uwe Boll terrible fucking movie posthumously, using crystal skulls. Santorum cried because Khorne cultists killed everything before lighting themselves aflame.