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Rubbish => Preaching and Worship => Topic started by: Jacob Harrison on November 28, 2018, 12:19:19 pm

Title: I deserve a sexual purity award.
Post by: Jacob Harrison on November 28, 2018, 12:19:19 pm
For some reason I keep getting bombarded with emails from women who want to have sex. This screenshot I uploaded shows an example of one.

But because of my obedience to God, I have resisted the numerous opportunities I had with all those emails. I therefore deserve an award for being able to resist so much sexual temptation.
Title: Re: I deserve a sexual purity award.
Post by: rookie on November 28, 2018, 03:01:56 pm
Ok. Way to go you for not giving your credit card number to a hooker bot! You are now able to join a very exclusive club called Most People. Atta boy!
Title: Re: I deserve a sexual purity award.
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on November 28, 2018, 03:11:48 pm
You enjoy reading the contents of your spam folder? Good for you!
Title: Re: I deserve a sexual purity award.
Post by: Jacob Harrison on November 28, 2018, 03:41:44 pm
Ok. Way to go you for not giving your credit card number to a hooker bot! You are now able to join a very exclusive club called Most People. Atta boy!

The email came from this site. I looked at it and it seems legit. It is called fuckbuddiesnearyou.com
Title: Re: I deserve a sexual purity award.
Post by: rookie on November 28, 2018, 04:56:23 pm
Again, you didn't click on spam ware. Friggin awesome buddy! Next time I'm up that way I'll bring your cookie.