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Three word story
« on: March 03, 2012, 07:21:38 pm »
Just like the old board. I write 3 words then the next person adds three more word and we let it become an amusing story. Remember to paste what the person above you wrote and bold the words you wrote.

Once upon a
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2012, 07:42:05 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle

My Little Comrade
My Little Comrade
Ah ah ah aaaaah!
(My Little Comrade)
I used to wonder what socialism could be!
(My Little Comrade)
Until you all shared its materialist dialectic with me!

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2012, 07:52:10 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a
Formerly known as Eva-Beatrice and Wykked Wytch.

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2012, 08:20:08 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2012, 08:29:03 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.
Formerly known as Eva-Beatrice and Wykked Wytch.

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2012, 05:08:13 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2012, 09:29:57 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2012, 11:59:50 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2012, 01:34:38 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2012, 03:19:11 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony.
Formerly known as Eva-Beatrice and Wykked Wytch.

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2012, 12:08:38 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2012, 12:32:58 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the
Formerly known as Eva-Beatrice and Wykked Wytch.

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2012, 12:35:19 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2012, 01:39:50 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny

My Little Comrade
My Little Comrade
Ah ah ah aaaaah!
(My Little Comrade)
I used to wonder what socialism could be!
(My Little Comrade)
Until you all shared its materialist dialectic with me!

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2012, 01:43:39 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the
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