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Re: Three word story
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2012, 07:46:14 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2012, 11:55:16 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom,
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2012, 03:54:26 am »

Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2012, 03:55:54 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2012, 04:37:44 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2012, 12:00:41 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a man who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2012, 02:35:00 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2012, 07:55:52 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2012, 01:43:08 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2012, 02:02:01 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2012, 04:33:08 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2012, 05:08:44 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2012, 05:04:26 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2012, 05:05:50 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2012, 07:39:01 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

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Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?