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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2012, 01:19:42 am »
"Slaying the Dreamer" by Nightwish


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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2012, 10:10:08 pm »
Kill With Hate by Inquisition

Strong mighty warriors of Satans cult arise
Now is the time to kill followers of Christ
Preachers of the Jewish faith must also meet their death
Gather all your weapons for the war against the light

Battlefields in churches is a vision we all have
And cutting off the head of every Jewisch Christian pig
They turn the other cheek and we give them death
Honoring our ancestors we give them our revenge

Abbadon, the ancient god of destruction and all death...
Is the one that is asking that we answer his wish
Sacrifice the lambs of God legions of black arts!
Satan shall feel proud that we help him reign on earth

Under mystic fullmoon skies we honor satans throne
In return for the worship we are given arms of war
Massacre the holy ones again and again
This is a battle that will never have an end

Warriors of Satan killing for their lord
Mutilated angels falling from the heavens

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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2012, 10:49:38 pm »
"What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like" by Worm Quartet

Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!

Kill your neighbor, kill your brother, kill your sister
Kill your parents, kill your teachers, kill yourself
Sculpt a statue of the devil with your feces
Shit fuck death beer!
Shit, fuck, death, beer!
Carve a pentagram into your neighbor's poodle
Staple gerbils to the face of every nun you see
Murder everyone and send me all your money
Shit fuck death beer!
Shit, fuck, death, beer!

Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!

Rape your mother, get her pregnant, kill the baby
Set the church on fire and use the flames to light your crack pipe
All the cool kids sacrifice their cats to Satan
Shit fuck death beer!
Shit, fuck, death, beer!
Turn your hat and show your undies like a gangsta
Put your homework off until the very day it's due
Girls will fuck you if you drink right from the milk jug
Shit fuck death beer!
Shit, fuck, death, beer!

Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2012, 08:18:18 am »
The entire Anthropocentric album by The Ocean Collective
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2012, 11:21:10 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS0mQ25ezq4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS0mQ25ezq4</a>

...Really? No-one's posted Slayer yet? :P
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze

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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2012, 11:27:13 am »
Bad Religion. Any and all of Bad Religion's music.
YES!
Their logo is enough to piss them off. ;D

And also this:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rao24CjiZJM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rao24CjiZJM</a>
teehee.

Good God, yes. *high-five*
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze

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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2012, 12:29:50 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVkBxsYGwHI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVkBxsYGwHI</a>

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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2012, 06:52:20 pm »
Here's some more good ones:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qfzW5mMf6E" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qfzW5mMf6E</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApVSxGmAMCc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApVSxGmAMCc</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM_e9uM0R-o" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM_e9uM0R-o</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhAvQcweR-g" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhAvQcweR-g</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJkMrl4AG8w" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJkMrl4AG8w</a>
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2012, 08:13:16 pm »
NIN--"Heresy"

Korn--"Hypocrites"  (actually, ANY Korn is good for trolling ANYone.  "Shoots and Ladders" is especially good for laughs)

Electric Six--"Gay Bar"
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2012, 11:25:51 pm »
Marilyn Manson: "Personal Jesus"

Depeche Mode: "Personal Jesus (NOT A TYPO!)" "Blasphemous Rumors"

Green Day: "Minority"


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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2012, 01:06:03 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EpMEhYmXKc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EpMEhYmXKc</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsToUxmejaM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsToUxmejaM</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajULH6dNihI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajULH6dNihI</a>

These next two aren't really videos as much as lyrics. Plus they contain swearing which may show you're a plant.

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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2012, 04:11:49 pm »
F.D.K. By Mudhoney

I'm all for life, until the bastard's born
after that he's out on his own
and if he does crime tryin' to survive
I'll make damn sure he gets electrified!


^ Pro life logic in a nutshell

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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2012, 09:30:46 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skk0I9M8Oig" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skk0I9M8Oig</a>

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