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Re: Our Bathrooms Aren't Free, Says Restaurant
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2013, 05:37:58 pm »
Pee n' Fees suck.

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Re: Our Bathrooms Aren't Free, Says Restaurant
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2013, 05:40:33 pm »
So... the owner uses the police to track down a woman over a $5 fee for using the bathroom, rates even theme park bathrooms don't charge when they charge anything at all, then refuses to actually take the payment because "she just wanted to make a point".

In doing so, she ensures everyone with a shred of human decency will now refuse to ever eat there.

Well, mission accomplished, I suppose. She did prove a point. Just not the incredibly stupid one she thought she was proving.

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Re: Our Bathrooms Aren't Free, Says Restaurant
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2013, 06:21:29 pm »

In doing so, she ensures everyone with a shred of human decency will now refuse to ever eat there.



God forbid someone likes the food.
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Re: Our Bathrooms Aren't Free, Says Restaurant
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2013, 06:27:03 pm »

In doing so, she ensures everyone with a shred of human decency will now refuse to ever eat there.



God forbid someone likes the food.

You seem to be purposefully antagonistic lately.

But anyway, what a waste of time, and what a complete fuckhead for doing such a thing. Reminds me of one time at work where a customer severely had to use the bathroom, but we didn't have a public one, so I just let her use ours. I mean, one person isn't going to make any difference. She gave me $5 afterward, ironically, but I didn't want to accept it for something so minor.
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Re: Our Bathrooms Aren't Free, Says Restaurant
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2013, 07:26:19 pm »
Naw, I just don't like the idea that someone who will eat at that restaurant automatically has no shred of human decency.

Cos...you know...its only food
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Re: Our Bathrooms Aren't Free, Says Restaurant
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2013, 07:32:55 pm »
I'd piss and shit in the corner before I'd pay to use their damn bathroom.

Which reminds me of a time in elementary school when a kid, who was a complete ass, asked the teacher if he could go use the bathroom. When she said no to him he said he'd piss in the corner if she didn't let him go because he really had to pee. She still wouldn't let him go. He did exactly as he said and walked to the corner, unzipped his pants, an let the piss flow.
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Re: Our Bathrooms Aren't Free, Says Restaurant
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2013, 11:59:31 pm »
Don't bloody blame him.
EDIT: That is, if he actually really had to go and wasn't just being a psychobilly like the others you go to school with. ;P

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Re: Our Bathrooms Aren't Free, Says Restaurant
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2013, 12:06:00 am »
Don't bloody blame him.
EDIT: That is, if he actually really had to go and wasn't just being a psychobilly like the others you go to school with. ;P

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Re: Our Bathrooms Aren't Free, Says Restaurant
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2013, 12:47:37 am »
I've heard of patron only bathrooms before but this is insane.

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Re: Our Bathrooms Aren't Free, Says Restaurant
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2013, 10:12:22 am »
I just don't think that these people have had the fear of bodily waste placed in them. They'd be much more willing to stop charging fees for letting people perform a vital function of survival if the customers were more willing to drop trou right then and there if denied.
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Re: Our Bathrooms Aren't Free, Says Restaurant
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2013, 01:33:23 pm »
Paid Bathrooms, that's like soooooooo "several decades ago".

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Bathrooms should be FREE, end of story!

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Re: Our Bathrooms Aren't Free, Says Restaurant
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2013, 08:25:37 am »
Paid Bathrooms, that's like soooooooo "several decades ago".

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Bathrooms should be FREE, end of story!

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Re: Our Bathrooms Aren't Free, Says Restaurant
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2013, 09:05:19 am »
Don't bloody blame him.
EDIT: That is, if he actually really had to go and wasn't just being a psychobilly like the others you go to school with. ;P

I read this and felt obligated to reply with this:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn4lJqbv7So" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn4lJqbv7So</a>

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OK, so Ministry is an industrial metal band.  It still gives off that psychobilly vibe in my mind.


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