Honest to fucking God, I hate this argument.
As I'm well aware.
1) Your bullies happened to be dealt with easily. Congratulations. A lot of bullies aren't, and it's not the job of the victim to laugh it off.
I'm not sure you grasp how much I did to them over time. I just did so while not particularly caring about the lesser bullshit tossed at me. It was not easy, but unlike most other methods it actually worked.
2) We care about other people's opinions because humans are social creatures. And maybe your rumors might not have been so bad, but imagine being in a highly conservative town and having people spread rumors about you being gay. Then it becomes an actual problem because, hey, sometimes people beat up people they think are gay, whether or not it's true. That might make you worry about how you're perceived fairly quickly.
Or you can avoid being defensive and point out if you were gay, why does this person know that? Lived with that rumor. Shot it down like the garbage it was. In fact I believe the GSA members were openly offended that I was being called gay as they didn't want to be associated with me.
3) Maybe you might not be terribly social, but know what's fucking horrible? Having a Welsh corgi as your best friend because you don't have any human ones. Wanting to kill yourself because then maybe you'd be noticed. Social interaction fucking matters.
Yes, hence why you don't let them shut down your social life with bullshit and find people who don't suck. If there are no people who don't suck, then you're better off with the corgi. Plus there's no worth in being noticed after your dead, though maybe that's just an atheist thing on my part.
4) False dichotomy. The options are not "ignore it completely" or "sue the pants of the little fuckers." The options also include things like "teach children not to be assholes" and "have policies in place to actually punish bullies" and "make sure those policies aren't double-edged swords that make victims scared to come to the teacher because they'll get punished."
Which I do believe I've pointed out won't work for everyone, and generally are just tools to make adults feel better about what's still going on. Don't treat a bully like a prospective decent person, treat them like the malignant ass that they are. Should they actually be a decent person, yet realize they're being treated(rightly) as if they were a bully, then they may well wake up.
You're a fan of over arching sociological solutions. Only in the most general situations will such solutions work. I've taken a few classes on the basics and promptly wrote it off as a science of slightly more use than philosophy, great for an easy A though. I managed to deal with more bullies than most of you have ever met through aggressive countering to their actions and finding individual solutions to their interactions with me and eventually my friends. You keep proposing these things as if the bullies don't realize what could happen as a result of their actions, they do, they knew when I was a kid and it's even more in the open these days.
When you're dealing with a pair of children, with no evidence beyond what the two say, what are the odds that either will admit to having done something? My mistake was being honest about having hit someone, that person would promptly lie about hitting me first and I'd wind up in trouble.
I think the real core of what I'm trying to say is don't let them make you be afraid. I was scared as hell of a long time, and not one damn thing changed. Then I was told a combination of things which honestly made me no longer care what happened to me, I wasn't afraid of much of anything(which is another wonderful failure of youth) and promptly started actually dealing with the idiots rather than being hit and getting caught when I struck back at them. After a while I realized they're nothing more than a handful of idiots who get off on seeing someone react in funny ways, very little there to be afraid of.
As such I will never tell someone to go be scared, eventually we'll enlighten the entire world and there will be no jackasses, and upon that day they shall be saved. I'll sit down, listen to what they're problem is, and relate anything I ever came up with in dealing with situations on my own. But regardless of what I have on that, I would always tell them that their worth isn't determined by a few loud jackasses, and they have no need to be afraid of people simply because they're jerks. Fear doesn't solve a damn thing.