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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #90 on: December 23, 2014, 02:52:53 am »
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« Reply #91 on: December 23, 2014, 10:57:13 am »
I can't be the only one who thinks the folklore of Santa is well-suited to a sword and sorcery setting.

I've heard rumors that Santa's getting a gritty reboot in the next few years in the form of a movie entitled "Winter Knight."
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« Reply #92 on: December 23, 2014, 11:00:34 am »
Nah, he's just a friend (kinda) of the winter knight. Geez, how do you misread the dresden files that badly? :p
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« Reply #93 on: December 23, 2014, 01:10:45 pm »
Nah, he's just a friend (kinda) of the winter knight. Geez, how do you misread the dresden files that badly? :p

I didn't. I just didn't want to spoil it for everyone else, you book spoiler. ;)
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« Reply #94 on: December 23, 2014, 01:23:30 pm »
I can't be the only one who thinks the folklore of Santa is well-suited to a sword and sorcery setting.

I've heard rumors that Santa's getting a gritty reboot in the next few years in the form of a movie entitled "Winter Knight."

Let's hope it's better than this:


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« Reply #95 on: December 23, 2014, 01:39:18 pm »
Nah, he's just a friend (kinda) of the winter knight. Geez, how do you misread the dresden files that badly? :p

I didn't. I just didn't want to spoil it for everyone else, you book spoiler. ;)


Eh, we're a ways after figuring that out. That was what, two, three books ago?
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« Reply #96 on: December 23, 2014, 02:12:42 pm »


Let's hope it's better than this:



Take that back, Santa's Slay was a classic of outsider art.
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« Reply #97 on: December 24, 2014, 12:51:48 am »
Poeple who die of cancer are selfish.
They should have just sucked it up and killed their own cancer.

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« Reply #98 on: December 24, 2014, 01:01:56 am »
Poeple who die of cancer are selfish.
They should have just sucked it up and killed their own cancer.
Yeah, ya hear that, Sandman? Ya self-centered git.

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« Reply #99 on: December 24, 2014, 01:23:33 am »
Poeple who die of cancer are selfish.
They should have just sucked it up and killed their own cancer.
Yeah, ya hear that, Sandman? Ya self-centered git.
I was sarcastically mocking poeple who say poeple who commit suicide are selfish.

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« Reply #100 on: December 24, 2014, 09:12:45 am »
Poeple who die of cancer are selfish.
They should have just sucked it up and killed their own cancer.

(Not directed at you, just a general statement)

This reminds me of people who were criticizing the girl who had terminal brain cancer for choosing to peacefully end her life. "She should've fought harder." Gee, because it's just that easy to make that pesky cancer go away. If you die of cancer, it's totally your own fault for not fighting hard enough. Guess the millions of people who have died from it just said, "Meh, fuck it" one day.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #101 on: December 24, 2014, 10:04:23 pm »
A Wonderful Life is a maltheist parable.
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« Reply #102 on: December 25, 2014, 01:13:20 am »
A Wonderful Life is a maltheist parable.


How so?
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« Reply #103 on: December 25, 2014, 12:09:46 pm »
A Wonderful Life is a maltheist parable.


How so?
Heaven shows that it gives little to no shits about George's life, and arguably waits until the last moment to intervene. And when they do intervene, they send a sub-par angel who has all the intelligence of a jackrabbit huffing paint. Hell, one of the larger Angels in the intro even notes that George is scheduled to commit suicide at 10:45 as if this was all some sort of cosmic plan to drive Bailey to want to off himself.

The pharmacist nearly poisoning that sick child because his son died of a horrifying epidemic? All part of  the plan.

Harry nearly drowning? All part of the plan.

Doing whatever to Potter to make him so goddamn evil and a poor student of the human creature? All part of the plan.

Mary giving away her honeymoon money? All part of the plan.

Because of the capriciousness of the powers that be, George is doomed to obscurity for the sake of others because God says so. And if he was never born, they decide to dick everybody over anyway for shits and giggles in a even worse way.

Because Bailey has the gall to want to have self-agency, he is punished by the gods for his folly by sending him to the nearest brink of destruction and sending a terrible messenger to force him into living to correct their mistakes. 
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #104 on: December 25, 2014, 12:37:14 pm »
Oh. Holy shit...
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