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Petty Prayers
Captain Jack Harkness:
So I posted about my grandma making a prayer over a fucking video game cartridge, and shortly after, I thought of this thread.
This thread is dedicated to all of the most inane and petty fucking prayers you've heard that just make you want to raeg.
Lithp:
Any time someone prays for my salvation or what the fuck ever. Most notably that time on RR where the guy prayed God would break what I assume is my legs.
Captain Jack Harkness:
--- Quote from: Lithp on February 04, 2012, 08:45:21 pm ---Any time someone prays for my salvation or what the fuck ever. Most notably that time on RR where the guy prayed God would break what I assume is my legs.
--- End quote ---
Wow. I would be surprised, but like I said in my OP, my grandma fucking prayed over a fucking NES cartridge, and then when I made sure to press on the cage to be sure there was a good electrical connection, she said "Thank God!"
If this weren't so religious in nature, I'd have put this in F&B. I just...really need a session in the angry dome right now.
Art Vandelay:
That's God for you. He doesn't give a shit about famine, war, human trafficking (i.e. slavery) or any of that good stuff, but damned if he's going to stand by and let some old lady have to restart her NES before she can play Mario Bros.
Eniliad:
When I was a Xian, I said a lot of stupid fucking prayers over the stupidest shit. I can't recall them off the top of my head, but it was mundane things like finding missing items, doing well on tests, etc... I would pray for more important things too, but the stupid shit just makes me facepalm.
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