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Offline starseeker

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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2012, 08:15:21 am »
Both candidates have to drink a shot of whiskey after each question. Debate ends when one of them falls over and can't get up.
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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2012, 09:51:50 am »
Quote from: starseeker on October 02, 2012, 08:15:21 am
Both candidates have to drink a shot of whiskey after each question. Debate ends when one of them falls over and can't get up.

Are you sure about that?
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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2012, 11:54:08 am »
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on October 02, 2012, 04:49:28 am
Or have Clint Eastwood host it.

Damn, how did I not think of that?  You win.
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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2012, 12:15:32 pm »
The GOP had primary send in questions.  I recommend that
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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2012, 02:58:21 pm »
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on October 02, 2012, 04:49:28 am
Or have Clint Eastwood host it.

Bah, you know he'd clearly favor Chair in the debate.
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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #35 on: October 02, 2012, 04:11:41 pm »
Quote from: Zachski on October 02, 2012, 02:58:21 pm
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on October 02, 2012, 04:49:28 am
Or have Clint Eastwood host it.

Bah, you know he'd clearly favor Chair in the debate.

And why shouldn't he?  Chair doesn't take campaign donations from Wall Street and Corporate America.
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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2012, 05:46:25 pm »
Quote from: Fpqxz on October 02, 2012, 04:11:41 pm
Quote from: Zachski on October 02, 2012, 02:58:21 pm
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on October 02, 2012, 04:49:28 am
Or have Clint Eastwood host it.

Bah, you know he'd clearly favor Chair in the debate.

And why shouldn't he?  Chair doesn't take campaign donations from Wall Street and Corporate America.

That's what Chair wants you to think.
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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #37 on: October 02, 2012, 08:37:37 pm »
Quote from: Zachski on October 02, 2012, 02:58:21 pm
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on October 02, 2012, 04:49:28 am
Or have Clint Eastwood host it.

Bah, you know he'd clearly favor Chair in the debate.

Really? I thought he was pretty harsh on Chair at the convention.  I'm not sure Chair deserved that kind of treatment at all, I mean, even if you disagree with Chair, it's still a piece of furniture that represents a candidate for President of the United States--doesn't that count for anything?
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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #38 on: October 03, 2012, 10:01:30 am »



Who wants to play this tonight?  (Also will make the presidential debates better)
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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #39 on: October 03, 2012, 11:06:04 am »
Someone mentioned Hell in a Cell and it brought all sorts of funny antics to my mind:

*both come out with killer promos and catch phrases.
*multiple chair shots on both politicians
*someone gets power-bombed through the Spanish Announce table
*Ron Paul makes a last minute run-in for a screwjob ending, stealing the "belt" for himself!
*the debate moderator must be Rowdy Roddy Piper: "Just when they think they have the answers, 'I' change the questions!"

I imagine the promos as something like this:

Obama: "Do you SMELL what Barack is cookin?"

Romney: "It doesn't matter 'what' my tax is!"

Paul: "eeehwwww yeah, diggit?!"

Romney: "whatcha gonna do when Romna-maniacs run wild over YOU?!"

Obama: "to be the man, you gotta 'BEAT' the man! wooooooooo!"

Romney: "I'm the best there is, the best their was, and the best there ever will be!"

Paul: "you'll all Rest...In...Peace... (eyes roll back in his head)!"

Obama: "I am the tag team champions! yes, Yes, YES!"
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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #40 on: October 03, 2012, 08:06:50 pm »
Quote from: CaseAgainstFaith on October 03, 2012, 10:01:30 am



Who wants to play this tonight?  (Also will make the presidential debates better)

I don't see the drink for every time Romney will issue an executive order his first day in office.
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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #41 on: October 03, 2012, 08:14:06 pm »
Speaking of debates, the first one is on in 45 minutes.
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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #42 on: October 03, 2012, 08:34:55 pm »
The debate should be moderated by Applejack.
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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #43 on: October 03, 2012, 09:37:59 pm »
Maybe its time for Lewis Black to moderate?
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Re: How To Make The Presidential Debates Better
« Reply #44 on: October 03, 2012, 10:10:17 pm »
Quote from: rookie on October 03, 2012, 09:37:59 pm
Maybe its time for Lewis Black to moderate?
Oh hell yes, I can already hear the anguished screams ;D
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