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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2013, 09:53:49 am »
Coward.

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2013, 10:12:54 am »
I'll admit, I smiled when I saw the headline in the news. I was a little disappointed it was suicide, but that's just me feeling vengeful.

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2013, 11:18:14 am »
HO HO HOOOO! ARIEL! THOU FOOL! LOOKS LIKE YOU JUMPED FROM THE FRYING PAN & INTO THE FIRE!

Welcome to horrible downtown Naraka...known also as Hell, Gehenna, The Lake Of Fire, Tartarus, The Great Subterranean Barbecue of Doom or simply, "The Other Place"! Population: Too many to count. You will experience pain beyond all imagining! But don't worry, it's not eternal....but it'll still suck royally! Enjoy the flames, horrors and daily rape-tortures by fearsome & very female Daemons (tables turned *woohoo*)! Hell's tortures should fit the crime, so there ya go! And now....TO...DE PAAAIIIN!

Over time, the evil will be purged and you'll come back as a garden slug. Good one, Castro! ;D

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2013, 11:39:38 am »
Ariel Castro?  Dead?

I think Samuel L Jackson said it best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbB_HVcXpPk

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2013, 12:30:18 pm »
It's disappointing that Castro did not live out his sentence, but after any possible feelings of being cheated of retribution, his victims may find it an emotional relief that they no longer have to think of him dwelling on the same planet as them, nor breathing the same air. Total and perfect safety from him, at last.
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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2013, 12:34:53 pm »
Ariel Castro?  Dead?

I think Samuel L Jackson said it best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbB_HVcXpPk
Whew... Always liked that bit of acting by Samuel there.

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2013, 12:50:42 pm »
Oh, sure.  Take the easy way out.  Fucking coward.
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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2013, 12:59:10 pm »
I speak from personal experience of the death of someone who wasn't the best person in the world by far... He ain't getting away with it.  Call me deluded or whatever for a belief I can't prove, but you don't get away with stuff like that.

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2013, 01:34:55 pm »
Considering all the things he had put his victims through... Well turns out that he couldn't even handle being locked up for a while. (In much nicer cell than HIS victims, and I bet he was being treated much better than them.)

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2013, 01:37:28 pm »
I speak from personal experience of the death of someone who wasn't the best person in the world by far... He ain't getting away with it.  Call me deluded or whatever for a belief I can't prove, but you don't get away with stuff like that.

I'm with you. Castro's a spiritual charcoal briquette!

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2013, 02:09:29 pm »
To be realistic, I don't think he would have made it through the 1,000 years.
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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2013, 02:44:06 pm »
To be realistic, I don't think he would have made it through the 1,000 years.

That's why you break out the cryogenics
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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2013, 02:52:28 pm »
Wish he could be uploaded into AM.
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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2013, 03:51:23 pm »
Wish he could be uploaded into AM.
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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2013, 04:40:08 pm »
Kinda odd to plea guilty in order to avoid a potential death penalty only to off yourself not too long later.

Guess he either wanted to make sure he was the one to take his own life or figured he could stand being in prison and couldn't.