White supremacist finds out he's part black

[Witchyjoshy]

Does blue-green hazel count as "blue-eyed"?

'cause I'm a complete mutt of a human being.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

I think they count everything other than super-dark-brown eyes as "white".

Which means I'm shit out of luck when it comes to being part of their magical master race.

[Witchyjoshy]

Huh.  So I'm blonde and have blue-green hazel eyes.... I'm apparently welcome in their little club.

And as I said previously, I'm a fucking mutt.  Norse, Welsh, Scottish, British, and a hint of Native American in my bloodstream.  And I'm pretty sure there's a lot of other stuff, too.

I'm about as Aryan as Hitler was.

*waits for the irony to set in*

[niam2023]

Everything about the Nazis is just kind of ridiculous when you stop to think about it.

[Witchyjoshy]

Everything about the Nazis is just kind of ridiculous when you stop to think about it.

Extremes and extremists are, by their very nature, ridiculous.

[Cataclysm]

Huh.  So I'm blonde and have blue-green hazel eyes.... I'm apparently welcome in their little club.

And as I said previously, I'm a fucking mutt.  Norse, Welsh, Scottish, British, and a hint of Native American in my bloodstream.  And I'm pretty sure there's a lot of other stuff, too.

I'm about as Aryan as Hitler was.

*waits for the irony to set in*

Also you're a gay and everyone knows the Nazis were secretly gay.

[SpaceProg]

EVERYBODY SING!
(To the tune of Colonel Bogey)

Hitler has only got one ball

Goering has two but they are small

Himmler is very similar (but his are square!)

But Goebbels has no balls at all.

[Witchyjoshy]

Huh.  So I'm blonde and have blue-green hazel eyes.... I'm apparently welcome in their little club.

And as I said previously, I'm a fucking mutt.  Norse, Welsh, Scottish, British, and a hint of Native American in my bloodstream.  And I'm pretty sure there's a lot of other stuff, too.

I'm about as Aryan as Hitler was.

*waits for the irony to set in*

Also you're a gay and everyone knows the Nazis were secretly gay.

I'm not from Uruguay, what are you talking about?

(This makes more sense phonetically...)

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Huh.  So I'm blonde and have blue-green hazel eyes.... I'm apparently welcome in their little club.

And as I said previously, I'm a fucking mutt.  Norse, Welsh, Scottish, British, and a hint of Native American in my bloodstream.  And I'm pretty sure there's a lot of other stuff, too.

I'm about as Aryan as Hitler was.

*waits for the irony to set in*

You'd be accepted as "Aryan" by most of them so long as you don't mention the wee bit of Native. Nordic blood is frequently held as the highest "ideal", but the majority of them see English (which is heavily influenced by Nords anyway), Celtic and other Western European ethnicities as "superior" enough to be worthy of their idiotic stamp of approval. Hell, a fair number will even accept Central and Eastern Europeans groups as "superior", so long as they're not too dark/don't have "Moorish" ancestry.

That being said, I'm sure some of them hold onto beliefs about Celts being inferior/only Nords being "true whites".

[Witchyjoshy]

My point is that Aryanism is an absurd concept and anyone who indulges in it probably meets the criteria on a purely superficial level.  Once you get below skin, the whole thing is destroyed.

Also, I'm 99% sure that Hitler didn't even meet his own definition of Aryan, hence my comment.

Of course, there's the fact that Aryanism is an absolutely stupid concept to begin with.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

My point is that Aryanism is an absurd concept and anyone who indulges in it probably meets the criteria on a purely superficial level.  Once you get below skin, the whole thing is destroyed.

Also, I'm 99% sure that Hitler didn't even meet his own definition of Aryan, hence my comment.

Of course, there's the fact that Aryanism is an absolutely stupid concept to begin with.

Oh, I absolutely agree. The idea that there's a distinct "Aryan race" is absurd, and it only becomes more ridiculous when you see how little consensus there is amongst white supremacist groups over who, exactly, qualifies as Aryan. If you want to get Storm Front riled up, start a thread asking if Turkish people are white.

I'm just sharing some of the things I've noticed while indulging my bile fascination by reading through various Storm Front threads devoted to the subject. The most common opinion there seems to be that all Europeans who aren't Jewish or Romani and don't have "Moorish" ancestry are white, with Nords being the super shiny foil edition whites.

[kefkaownsall]

Ironically the only true Aryans are from India

[Osama bin Bambi]

Ironically the only true Aryans are from India

Yeah, the irony is that Rroma are closer to Aryans than most self-proclaimed "Aryans" are.

[kefkaownsall]

Although the Aryans were bit of pricks they were

[JohnE]

And as I said previously, I'm a fucking mutt.  Norse, Welsh, Scottish, British,

I'm sorry, but that's not a mutt. It's northern european, northern european, northern european, and northern european.

and a hint of Native American in my bloodstream.

Lol. It may be true, but that's what EVERY white person I've ever known who wanted to sound more racially interesting says.