Worst of Social Justice

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

"PiV" -- the means through which we procreate our species -- isn't natural? The hell?

As for tampons, it takes a major leap in logic to see sexual connotations in the absorbencies.

[chitoryu12]

OMG, thank you jebus! I needed a good laugh!

So, let's answer idiot pomposity with an equally stupid/funny counterpoint...https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120623165917AAkj5GH

Slightly NSFW

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GIRLS ONLY- is the expression "tampon dick" an exaggeration or literal? 

Sometimes I hear girls telling stories about how they had sex with a guy who had a "tampon dick"- but I can't tell if that expression is literal or they're just exaggerating (as in, the guy could've had a small penis but just not really as small as a TAMPON.) I've slept with 3 guys so far; the smallest out of the three had a 5 inch penis, and the girth was nothing special but, it was DEFINITELY thicker than a tampon. Sooo... just wondering. Have you girls seen a penis that is literally size of a tampon at erection? Or were those girls just being mean and exaggerating??

Best AnswerAsker's Choice 
 
69AdultToys Expert answered 2 years ago
 
I only wish I were kidding... but I once (ONCE) slept with a guy with a penis that was SERIOUSLY the thickness and length of my thumb while erect. Now granted, he knew what to do with what he had and how to get me off and that memory still gets triggered every now and then - and I'm definitely a proponent of "size doesn't matter" (now, at least), but DAMN... he was so tiny that I couldn't wrap my head around the thought of staying with him at the time. My thumb... probably about the size of a Super Plus Tampax (without the applicator!), so I'm saying YES, it's LITERAL, however I'm sure that most are just saying it as an exaggeration of something that's surely bigger (since I've never run into anyone else that's even come close in the size department as he was).

Man. Now I'm going to have that thought running through my head again. As small as he was, it was seriously one of the best sexual experiences. Apparently the little guys focus on how to make up for their shortcomings? Or at least, this one did!

There's actually much more wisdom and compassion in the Yahoo drivel than that Tumblrina can ever manage.

I think she needs to be more careful about using the word "literal" about "tampon dick".

[Sigmaleph]

The first way that men systematically bring women into the idea of male penetration and loss of agency is by introducing tampons.  Is it any coincidence that girls start using tampons AS SOON AS they become physically capable of procreating?

You know, I want to say nobody could possibly be stupid enough to make that argument seriously. Alas, if the internet has taught me one thing, it's that there's always someone stupid enough.

[TheUnknown]

"PiV" -- the means through which we procreate our species -- isn't natural? The hell?

As for tampons, it takes a major leap in logic to see sexual connotations in the absorbencies.

Perhaps she thinks we all should have evolved with cloacas instead?

Here is another post form super duper edgy tumblrina's blog:

The first way that men systematically bring women into the idea of male penetration and loss of agency is by introducing tampons.  Is it any coincidence that girls start using tampons AS SOON AS they become physically capable of procreating?  It is form of “grooming”.  The girl start out with “junior slim” (just. gross.) and eventually go up to “overnight” (yeah, we get the sexual connotations there, thanks…)

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Of course trans men are also encouraged to use tampons through their childhood but this is no different- society tries to undermine them and denies their masculinity, and in doing so, makes them “penetrated” repeatedly.  This is a way to “trick” them into enjoying the idea of PiV and the idea of being “less”, as a woman.

Fun fact:  According to wikipedia, "tampons" have been used by women for thousands of years in many different cultures, from papyrus ones in ancient Egypt, to wool ones in Rome, to paper ones in ancient Japan, to plant based ones in Hawaii, Africa, and Asia.  Why, when you think about it,

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it's almost as if bleeding from our crotch hole is unpleasant and unsanitary and we don't want that wet, sticky, smelly shit getting everywhere because we like staying clean!

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Why, when you think about it,

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it's almost as if bleeding from our crotch hole is unpleasant and unsanitary and we don't want that wet, sticky, smelly shit getting everywhere because we like staying clean!

That's just crazy talk. Real women bleed all over everything.

[mellenORL]

So, reading that Yahoo exchange I linked earlier about small penis size put a bug in my brain, and I noticed Unhung Hero in the new documentaries on Netflix. Oh, that guy is so cute, really a beautiful young man physically, and so smart and funny, and I'm getting teary-eyed at the shit he's been going through.

[Lt. Fred]

New rule: nobody is allowed to use to word "agency" for the next year.

[MadCatTLX]

Why, when you think about it,

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it's almost as if bleeding from our crotch hole is unpleasant and unsanitary and we don't want that wet, sticky, smelly shit getting everywhere because we like staying clean!

That's just crazy talk. Real women bleed all over everything.

Isn't that actually a new trend among dipshits? Like wearing a skirt and just letting the blood visibly flow down one's leg?

Ok, I just googled free bleeding, the term I remembered for it, and apparently it started as a joke on 4chan. Sadly, I think might have actually caught on in the tumblr circles.

As I googled it I also came across a tumblr post surprisingly enough that puts it quite well.

-Bleeding all over your clothes is not empowerment.
-Shitting in your pants is not empowerment.
-Peeing in your pants is not empowerment.
-Not brushing your teeth is not empowerment.
-Not showering is not empowerment.
It’s called being dirty. Hygiene is good for you.
This has been a Tumblr PSA.

[damianblack]

just got this on my dash and it made so goddamn mad that i couldn't see straight.
http://swornsister.tumblr.com/post/85305774562/hey-intolerant-lgbtwxyz-queer-people-of-the-internet

Hey intolerant LGBTWXYZ queer people of the internet.

Just because you claim you didn’t choose your sexuality doesn’t mean we all have to be born this way. A lot of women chose to became lesbians.

Don’t like it? fuck you.

The male gay movement chose to push the “born this way, its not my fault god created me that way” narrative a long time ago. This doesn’t mean sexuality is not actually a social construct.

Go read a book. Suggestions are on my page.

i am not LGBTWXYZ, nor am i queer. so forget about the guilt tripping

I am a feminist. My only allegiance is with women.

My only aim to stop violence against women and girls. My only aim is the liberation of women from male violence.

Take the L out of LGBT we clearly are not fighting for the same thing.

Also if you are a man, get the fuck away from my page now. don’t comment on political lesbian post. this doesn’t not concern you.

i nearly got a rage stroke from this post alone, but their whole blog is maddeningly anger inducing.

[I am lizard]

just got this on my dash and it made so goddamn mad that i couldn't see straight.
http://swornsister.tumblr.com/post/85305774562/hey-intolerant-lgbtwxyz-queer-people-of-the-internet

Hey intolerant LGBTWXYZ queer people of the internet.

Just because you claim you didn’t choose your sexuality doesn’t mean we all have to be born this way. A lot of women chose to became lesbians.

Don’t like it? fuck you.

The male gay movement chose to push the “born this way, its not my fault god created me that way” narrative a long time ago. This doesn’t mean sexuality is not actually a social construct.

Go read a book. Suggestions are on my page.

i am not LGBTWXYZ, nor am i queer. so forget about the guilt tripping

I am a feminist. My only allegiance is with women.

My only aim to stop violence against women and girls. My only aim is the liberation of women from male violence.

Take the L out of LGBT we clearly are not fighting for the same thing.

Also if you are a man, get the fuck away from my page now. don’t comment on political lesbian post. this doesn’t not concern you.

i nearly got a rage stroke from this post alone, but their whole blog is maddeningly anger inducing.

It's less anger inducing and more facepalm inducing.

[damianblack]

just got this on my dash and it made so goddamn mad that i couldn't see straight.
http://swornsister.tumblr.com/post/85305774562/hey-intolerant-lgbtwxyz-queer-people-of-the-internet

Hey intolerant LGBTWXYZ queer people of the internet.

Just because you claim you didn’t choose your sexuality doesn’t mean we all have to be born this way. A lot of women chose to became lesbians.

Don’t like it? fuck you.

The male gay movement chose to push the “born this way, its not my fault god created me that way” narrative a long time ago. This doesn’t mean sexuality is not actually a social construct.

Go read a book. Suggestions are on my page.

i am not LGBTWXYZ, nor am i queer. so forget about the guilt tripping

I am a feminist. My only allegiance is with women.

My only aim to stop violence against women and girls. My only aim is the liberation of women from male violence.

Take the L out of LGBT we clearly are not fighting for the same thing.

Also if you are a man, get the fuck away from my page now. don’t comment on political lesbian post. this doesn’t not concern you.

i nearly got a rage stroke from this post alone, but their whole blog is maddeningly anger inducing.

It's less anger inducing and more facepalm inducing.

i guess it's rage inducing to me because of my actual gay rights activism, as well as my father's (a gay man also), who was an activist who worked with harvey milk. it's just infuriating to have your work shit on by people like this.

[TheUnknown]

just got this on my dash and it made so goddamn mad that i couldn't see straight.
http://swornsister.tumblr.com/post/85305774562/hey-intolerant-lgbtwxyz-queer-people-of-the-internet

Hey intolerant LGBTWXYZ queer people of the internet.

Just because you claim you didn’t choose your sexuality doesn’t mean we all have to be born this way. A lot of women chose to became lesbians.

Don’t like it? fuck you.

The male gay movement chose to push the “born this way, its not my fault god created me that way” narrative a long time ago. This doesn’t mean sexuality is not actually a social construct.

Go read a book. Suggestions are on my page.

i am not LGBTWXYZ, nor am i queer. so forget about the guilt tripping

I am a feminist. My only allegiance is with women.

My only aim to stop violence against women and girls. My only aim is the liberation of women from male violence.

Take the L out of LGBT we clearly are not fighting for the same thing.

Also if you are a man, get the fuck away from my page now. don’t comment on political lesbian post. this doesn’t not concern you.

i nearly got a rage stroke from this post alone, but their whole blog is maddeningly anger inducing.

Is it possible that people who proclaim they "chose to be gay" are actually just bi? *actual question*

[Witchyjoshy]

Is it possible that people who proclaim they "chose to be gay" are actually just bi? *actual question*

More than likely, I would imagine, considering that most people actually fit somewhere on the bi spectrum... though that statistic may have been disproven.

[Ultimate Paragon]

Or maybe they're just attention whores.

[mellenORL]

Speaking from my standpoint as a natural born lesbian, she can fuck right off.