Worst of Social Justice

[WatermelonRat]

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[Sigmaleph]

http://www.peta.org/features/peta-presidents-grisly-will/

Speaking of PETA, this lady, I mean, I knew Ingrid Newkirk was absolutely bugfuck insane, I knew she was a card carrying lunatic, but these requests out of her will leave me one hundred percent convinced she's worse than even I thought possible.

Human foie gras, ladies and gents. Mounting her eye in the EPA office. Delivering her hand to Ringling Bros circus.

At what point do we say "LADY, YOU MAKE THE JOKER LOOK SUBTLE!"

I like the way she thinks. I hope she manages to sort out all the legal and technical details to pull  it off.

Also, I wonder how much I need to piss off PETA to convince them to send me some body part. I mean, I don't think I'll qualify for the thumbs-down plaque, and most of the rest already has a destination in mind, but the will says the rest of her body can be disposed off however PETA likes. Maybe if I organise a massive pro-animal-testing movement they'll send me her skull or the other eye or something.

Or possibly I could go the other way around and promise to go vegan for a year. Maybe even combine them into a carrot-and-stick model.

If anyone from PETA is reading this, I'm open to negotiations/threats/extortion.

[rageaholic]

I wonder if this is some weird trolling thing to stir up controversy in hopes of boosting profits from the resulting arguments.

Heh it works for Matt Walsh. 

[Witchyjoshy]

I’m gonna need white people to stop trying to learn indigenous languages.
Part of you systemically murdering us all was robbing us of our mother tongues. You can fuck straight off into the deepest pit if you think you should just be allowed to learn a language we got butchered for speaking

[lord gibbon]

Has anyone else noticed how the Social Justice Wanks seem to not be against discrimination, they just want to segregate whites?

[Ultimate Paragon]

Has anyone else noticed how the Social Justice Wanks seem to not be against discrimination, they just want to segregate whites?

I find it hilarious that both racists and radflakes are pro-segregation, but for completely different reasons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_theory

[MadCatTLX]

http://www.peta.org/features/peta-presidents-grisly-will/

Speaking of PETA, this lady, I mean, I knew Ingrid Newkirk was absolutely bugfuck insane, I knew she was a card carrying lunatic, but these requests out of her will leave me one hundred percent convinced she's worse than even I thought possible.

Human foie gras, ladies and gents. Mounting her eye in the EPA office. Delivering her hand to Ringling Bros circus.

At what point do we say "LADY, YOU MAKE THE JOKER LOOK SUBTLE!"

When dismemberment seems like a reasonable idea for getting your point across, it's time to step back and examine your life choices. I'd also like to point out that 1) sending body parts to people you dislike or disagree with is tv-serial-killer behavior and 2) none of the people who receive her body parts are obliged to keep them.

Remember that story from the bible where a guy gave his concubines to an angry mob who wanted to rape him and when he found her dead, he cut her up and sent the parts to the other tribes? Somehow they were supposed to know these cut up body parts meant that the tribe of Benjamin was evil and had to be killed. Yeah, that makes sense. Also, the numbers of people involved in the subsequent battle is massively exaggerated. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Gibeah

[Witchyjoshy]

http://www.peta.org/features/peta-presidents-grisly-will/

Speaking of PETA, this lady, I mean, I knew Ingrid Newkirk was absolutely bugfuck insane, I knew she was a card carrying lunatic, but these requests out of her will leave me one hundred percent convinced she's worse than even I thought possible.

Human foie gras, ladies and gents. Mounting her eye in the EPA office. Delivering her hand to Ringling Bros circus.

At what point do we say "LADY, YOU MAKE THE JOKER LOOK SUBTLE!"

When dismemberment seems like a reasonable idea for getting your point across, it's time to step back and examine your life choices. I'd also like to point out that 1) sending body parts to people you dislike or disagree with is tv-serial-killer behavior and 2) none of the people who receive her body parts are obliged to keep them.

Remember that story from the bible where a guy gave his concubines to an angry mob who wanted to rape him and when he found her dead, he cut her up and sent the parts to the other tribes? Somehow they were supposed to know these cut up body parts meant that the tribe of Benjamin was evil and had to be killed. Yeah, that makes sense. Also, the numbers of people involved in the subsequent battle is massively exaggerated. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Gibeah

It's funny because the story was nearly identical to the story of Sodom, only it was a concubine instead of daughters, and in Sodom, they refused because they wanted to rape the angels-disguised-as-men.  Or so Sunday School taught me.

[Ghoti]

Has anyone else noticed how the Social Justice Wanks seem to not be against discrimination, they just want to segregate whites?

I've literally never heard anyone say this.

You've never heard anyone say that, no, but it's obvious that's what radflakes are going for, even if they won't admit it. White racists say "get away from white culture, [racist slur]s, you ruin everything." Radflakes say "get away from any culture that's not Bimbo-bread white, crackers, you ruin everything".

[chitoryu12]

Has anyone else noticed how the Social Justice Wanks seem to not be against discrimination, they just want to segregate whites?

I've literally never heard anyone say this.

You've never heard anyone say that, no, but it's obvious that's what radflakes are going for, even if they won't admit it. White racists say "get away from white culture, [racist slur]s, you ruin everything." Radflakes say "get away from any culture that's not Bimbo-bread white, crackers, you ruin everything".

This. You don't need to specifically say "Put the whites in ghettos" to demand segregation. Instead of outright saying it, they instead try to keep all cultures separate from one another....at least, ostensibly. In reality, cries of "cultural appropriation" are exclusively applied to white people engaging in any traditional non-white cultural aspects. All non-white cultures are lumped into a generic "POC" category that is morally and culturally superior to all European-descended cultures.

[Thejebusfire]

Ever fell asleep on your non-existent body parts?



Oh look, a SJW version of North Korea.

[I am lizard]

Ever fell asleep on your non-existent body parts?

U sayin' wings don't exist bub?

Oh look, a SJW version of North Korea.

I call bs on this one tbh.

[lord gibbon]

Yeah, I'm with lizard here. That's all too perfect for a conservative stereotype of an evil liberal.

[Dakota Bob]

Yeah, that whole "re-educating" thing was pushing it just a little too far.

[mellenORL]

Yeah, that whole "re-educating" thing was pushing it just a little too far.

Especially when you see how the pot is calling the kettle black, i.e., fundie Christian Bible Camps and other such cult-y programming shit for kids and teens.