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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4515 on: July 25, 2013, 11:20:20 pm »
forgetting to go to the supermarket and then realising we are out of things I want to eat.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4516 on: July 26, 2013, 03:26:00 am »
Im probably not going to see my boyfriend at all during this semester due to clashing timetables
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4517 on: July 26, 2013, 10:44:13 am »
I just got an email from the "Donor Relations Assistant" at my school telling me to write a thank-you letter to the folks who established the scholarship I was awarded. That's dandy, but the person goes on to tell me how to format my letter, how many paragraphs to write, what I should say in each paragraph, and how to properly sign the letter. Then she details how you write another person's address on an envelope, how you write your own return address on it, and where the stamp goes. Seriously, I'm not in fucking elementary school, asshole. Also, they put a flag on my financial aid account until I send the letter. So they're fucking holding my account until I send a personal thank you. This is beyond fucked up.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4518 on: July 26, 2013, 11:29:51 am »
Why don't they just....write the letter for you?

Ironbite-or do they think you're too stupid for that?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4519 on: July 26, 2013, 02:08:21 pm »
sounds like they practically did write the letter for her.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4520 on: July 26, 2013, 04:26:15 pm »
Apparently I'm too stupid to figure out where to put a stamp, let alone write a letter.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4521 on: July 26, 2013, 06:19:16 pm »
Apparently I'm too stupid to figure out where to put a stamp, let alone write a letter.
In all fairness, they may be assuming that a lot of people don't know how to do this, since most people don't send letters anymore.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4522 on: July 26, 2013, 08:34:28 pm »
Apparently I'm too stupid to figure out where to put a stamp, let alone write a letter.
In all fairness, they may be assuming that a lot of people don't know how to do this, since most people don't send letters anymore.
That, and let's be completely honest. How many people actually would? Very few.

As for my own annoyance, my girlfriend's fears that I'll meet someone who will take me from her. Between it just being silly, my lack of charisma, and the simple fact that it's highly unlikely I'd meet anyone like her ever again anyways, it's just kinda annoying. At least it shows she cares, and with how much she bottles in her emotions, sometimes showing she cares is extremely rare.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4523 on: July 26, 2013, 09:19:26 pm »
Apparently I'm too stupid to figure out where to put a stamp, let alone write a letter.
In all fairness, they may be assuming that a lot of people don't know how to do this, since most people don't send letters anymore.

You know, that phrase, though brimming with truth; also saddens me a bit. 

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« Reply #4524 on: July 26, 2013, 09:21:50 pm »
Apparently I'm too stupid to figure out where to put a stamp, let alone write a letter.
In all fairness, they may be assuming that a lot of people don't know how to do this, since most people don't send letters anymore.

You know, that phrase, though brimming with truth; also saddens me a bit.

Doesn't sadden anyone who has to try and read my handwriting.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4525 on: July 26, 2013, 09:26:27 pm »
Apparently I'm too stupid to figure out where to put a stamp, let alone write a letter.
In all fairness, they may be assuming that a lot of people don't know how to do this, since most people don't send letters anymore.

You know, that phrase, though brimming with truth; also saddens me a bit.

Doesn't sadden anyone who has to try and read my handwriting.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4526 on: July 26, 2013, 09:37:02 pm »
Apparently I'm too stupid to figure out where to put a stamp, let alone write a letter.
In all fairness, they may be assuming that a lot of people don't know how to do this, since most people don't send letters anymore.

You know, that phrase, though brimming with truth; also saddens me a bit.

Doesn't sadden anyone who has to try and read my handwriting.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4527 on: July 26, 2013, 09:38:57 pm »
Next person to tell me Gipsy Danger is a racist name for a Jaeger gets my fist through their nose.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4528 on: July 26, 2013, 10:06:29 pm »
Gipsy Danger is a racist name for a Jager.  It should be Gipsy Kind of Not Something You Want To Be In Front Of.

Ironbite-Danger is so racist.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4529 on: July 26, 2013, 11:31:14 pm »
*punches harder than he would have before*

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