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That Uncle Sam! That Uncle Sam!I do not like that Uncle Sam.Do you like my healthcare plan? I do not like it, Uncle Sam.I do not like your health care plan.Would you like it Here or there? I would not like it here or there. I would not like itanywhere. I do not like your health care plan. I do not like it, Uncle Sam. Would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse? I do not like it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like your health care plan. I do not like it, Uncle Sam. Would you try it in a box? Would you try itendorsed by fox? Not in a box. Not for fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not try it here or there. I would not try it anywhere. I would not try your health care plan. I do not like it, Uncle Sam. Would you? Could you? in a car? Enroll and Try it! It’s not that hard. I would not , could not, in a car, You may like it. You will see. You may like preventative care free? Nothing is free. It would not, could not be for free. Not in a car! You let me be. I do not like it in a box. I do not like it endorsed by fox. I do not like it in a house I do not like it with a mouse I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like your health care plan. I do not like it, Uncle Sam. A brain! A brain! A brain! A brain! Could you, would you use your brain? Not with my brain! Nothing for tree! Not in a car! Sam! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, endorsed by fox. I will not try it with a mouse I will not try it in a house. I will not try it here or there. I will not enroll anywhere. I do not like it, Uncle Sam. Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? I would not, could not, in the dark. Would you, could you, in the rain? I would not, could not, in the rain. I like in the dark. I won’t use my brain, Not in a car, nothing for free. I do not like it, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not endorsed by fox. I will not try it here or there. I do not like it anywhere! You do not like my healthcare plan? I do not like it, Uncle Sam. Could you, would you, with a goat? I would not, could not. with a goat! Would you, could you, on a boat? I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not try it in the rain. I will not will not use by brain. Not in the dark! Nothing for free! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like it in a box. I do not like it endorsed by fox. I will not try it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I will not enroll ANYWHERE! I do not like your health care planI do not like it, Uncle Sam. You do not like it. SO you say. Enroll! Try it! And you may. Try it and you may I say. Sam! If you will let me be, I will try it. You will see. Say! I like your health care plan! I do!! I like it, Uncle Sam! And I would try it in a boat! And I would try it with a goat... And I will use it in the rain. And in the dark. And use my brain. And in a car. I love what’s free. It is so good so good you see! So I will use it in a box. And I will just stop watching fox. And I will use it in a house. And I will use it with a mouse. And I will enroll here and there. Say! I will enroll ANYWHERE! I do so like Your health care plan! Thank you! Thank you, Uncle Sam.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.
Commenter Brendan Rizzo is an American (still living there) who really, really hates America. He used to make posts defending his country from anti-American attacks but got fed up with it all.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches. Tingly!
The story behind it. (click to show/hide)QuoteThat Uncle Sam! That Uncle Sam!I do not like that Uncle Sam.Do you like my healthcare plan? I do not like it, Uncle Sam.I do not like your health care plan.Would you like it Here or there? I would not like it here or there. I would not like itanywhere. I do not like your health care plan. I do not like it, Uncle Sam. Would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse? I do not like it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like your health care plan. I do not like it, Uncle Sam. Would you try it in a box? Would you try itendorsed by fox? Not in a box. Not for fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not try it here or there. I would not try it anywhere. I would not try your health care plan. I do not like it, Uncle Sam. Would you? Could you? in a car? Enroll and Try it! It’s not that hard. I would not , could not, in a car, You may like it. You will see. You may like preventative care free? Nothing is free. It would not, could not be for free. Not in a car! You let me be. I do not like it in a box. I do not like it endorsed by fox. I do not like it in a house I do not like it with a mouse I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like your health care plan. I do not like it, Uncle Sam. A brain! A brain! A brain! A brain! Could you, would you use your brain? Not with my brain! Nothing for tree! Not in a car! Sam! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, endorsed by fox. I will not try it with a mouse I will not try it in a house. I will not try it here or there. I will not enroll anywhere. I do not like it, Uncle Sam. Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? I would not, could not, in the dark. Would you, could you, in the rain? I would not, could not, in the rain. I like in the dark. I won’t use my brain, Not in a car, nothing for free. I do not like it, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not endorsed by fox. I will not try it here or there. I do not like it anywhere! You do not like my healthcare plan? I do not like it, Uncle Sam. Could you, would you, with a goat? I would not, could not. with a goat! Would you, could you, on a boat? I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not try it in the rain. I will not will not use by brain. Not in the dark! Nothing for free! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like it in a box. I do not like it endorsed by fox. I will not try it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I will not enroll ANYWHERE! I do not like your health care planI do not like it, Uncle Sam. You do not like it. SO you say. Enroll! Try it! And you may. Try it and you may I say. Sam! If you will let me be, I will try it. You will see. Say! I like your health care plan! I do!! I like it, Uncle Sam! And I would try it in a boat! And I would try it with a goat... And I will use it in the rain. And in the dark. And use my brain. And in a car. I love what’s free. It is so good so good you see! So I will use it in a box. And I will just stop watching fox. And I will use it in a house. And I will use it with a mouse. And I will enroll here and there. Say! I will enroll ANYWHERE! I do so like Your health care plan! Thank you! Thank you, Uncle Sam.Behind thathttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/24/ted-cruz-green-eggs-and-ham_n_3985336.html
There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.
Here's a link to the comic because Tumblr won't let me post it here right now for some reason...
