I once saw the play "assassins"
I even helped make the set.
So clearly I am the second gun man who shot JFK. (Before I was born, which only shows how truly clever and ruthless I am)
And now that youall know this, you all will have ot have "mysterious" heart attacks.
BTW... funniest line...
It's red—and that right there, like the darkening water that swirls down Janet Leigh's drain [in Psycho’s famous shower scene], is plenty suggestive.
MY GAWDS he's right. It's red and seeing as how there only so many primary colors in the rainbow, it must mean something.
Wait, arent' conservative states called the "RED" states?
MY GAWDS!!! This conspiracy goes even deeper then we can imagine.
Obviously Obama controls the Republican party as well!