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Offline Kain

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Re: Breitbart exposes Obama.
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2012, 10:37:26 am »
Quote from: Old Viking on March 05, 2012, 04:12:24 pm
Knowledgeable sources say Obama once peed while he was in a swimming pool.

I heard that he once drank a glass of water.
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Re: Breitbart exposes Obama.
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2012, 04:19:41 pm »
I heard that he inhales Nitrogen and Oxygen, and exhales Carbon Dioxide. This man is a walking chemical factory!
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Re: Breitbart exposes Obama.
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2012, 04:47:10 pm »
I heard that Obama...eats hay!

...wait, no.  That was Zecora.

Seriously though, conspiracy theorists have forever besmirched the term conspiracy with their stupidity.
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Re: Breitbart exposes Obama.
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2012, 05:43:50 pm »
Quote from: Eniliad on March 05, 2012, 07:29:26 pm
I'm not certain what I find funnier - this conspiracy theory, or that the same people who guffaw at THIS conspiracy theory ate up the NBC one like an obese person at a pizza buffet.

I don't remember if I said it in the other thread but I knew the NBC conspiracy was bullshit, but the threat of Israel pulling something and dragging us into a war is plenty real.
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