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Title: Pills made of ground baby. What the hell?
Post by: Stormwarden on May 08, 2012, 03:56:56 am
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2012/05/horrifyingly-ground-baby-pills-are-real-thing/51972/

Okay, so much for my faith in humanity. South Korea recently confiscated over 17000 pills made up of dried placenta and ground stillborn/aborted baby. Supposedly, these pills are supposed to enhance stamina, and yet have superbacteria in them.

Don't mind me, I'm just gonna kneel before the porcelain god for a while...
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Post by: Shane for Wax on May 08, 2012, 03:58:42 am
I think I'm sicker over the fact the mothers consented.
Title: Re: Pills made of ground baby. What the hell?
Post by: syaoranvee on May 08, 2012, 03:59:29 am
What the fuck.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 08, 2012, 03:59:45 am
That's "traditional Asian medicine" for you. A lovely mix of both arbitrary and fucked up.
Title: Re: Pills made of ground baby. What the hell?
Post by: Witchyjoshy on May 08, 2012, 04:18:14 am
Ahaha, this is a right wing joke, right?

....Right?

Oh god.  Oh god...
Title: Re: Pills made of ground baby. What the hell?
Post by: Søren on May 08, 2012, 04:31:33 am
Charming.

I think thats all I have to say on this
Title: Re: Pills made of ground baby. What the hell?
Post by: Sylvana on May 08, 2012, 04:45:02 am
I think living in a 3rd world country has desensitized me to stuff like this. Muti killings are quite common and basically involves using anything of anything and anyone. Organs, babies, children, organs from specific types of people, animal parts (normally from rare and exotic pets) all mixed together. Then there are the ones who make their stuff out of household products like drain cleaner. You sadly get used to hearing about the grisly details.

As far as Asian traditional medicine goes, its one of the leading causes of rhino extinction in Africa. Their belief that ingesting rhino horn cures impotence has led to a huge increase in hunting. The worst thing is, is that stuff like this in Asia is not even treated as morally reprehensible, its all out in the open. Its pretty depressing.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on May 08, 2012, 04:55:03 am
I hope it turns out to be violently toxic.
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Post by: DrFishcake on May 08, 2012, 05:06:09 am
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Post by: Yla on May 08, 2012, 05:48:49 am
I have no words.
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Post by: jumpingjackflash on May 08, 2012, 06:02:30 am
I'm too disgusted to crack a Soylent Green joke.
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Post by: Morgenleoht on May 08, 2012, 06:32:43 am
:vomit:
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Post by: shykid on May 08, 2012, 07:00:24 am
Great. And I just had cherry Pop Tarts for breakfast.

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Post by: Askold on May 08, 2012, 07:16:13 am
I thought that this was just going to be about dead baby comedy...

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Post by: MadCatTLX on May 08, 2012, 11:11:27 am
Can they do a segment on this on "How It's Made"?(I'm joking) I'm seriously curious,as always, if there are any pictures.

I can just see the fundies now saying this happened because all Chinese people are atheist communists. They completely ignore important parts becaus it's. Conveiant for them. I bet this will be used by anti choice asshole for years to come.

I thought that this was just going to be about dead baby comedy...

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Spoiler tagged for content. Warning dead baby jokes.
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 08, 2012, 11:26:28 am
Can they do a segment on this on "How It's Made"?(I'm joking) I'm seriously curious,as always, if there are any pictures.

I can just see the fundies now saying this happened because all Chinese people are atheist communists. They completely ignore important parts becaus it's. Conveiant for them. I bet this will be used by anti choice asshole for years to come.

I thought that this was just going to be about dead baby comedy...

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/963100733.gif)

Spoiler tagged for content. Warning dead baby jokes.
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I find your jokes disgusting.
Title: Re: Pills made of ground baby. What the hell?
Post by: MadCatTLX on May 08, 2012, 11:31:10 am
Can they do a segment on this on "How It's Made"?(I'm joking) I'm seriously curious,as always, if there are any pictures.

I can just see the fundies now saying this happened because all Chinese people are atheist communists. They completely ignore important parts becaus it's. Conveiant for them. I bet this will be used by anti choice asshole for years to come.

I thought that this was just going to be about dead baby comedy...

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/963100733.gif)

Spoiler tagged for content. Warning dead baby jokes.
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I find your jokes disgusting.

I gave you fair warning, did I not?
Title: Re: Pills made of ground baby. What the hell?
Post by: nickiknack on May 08, 2012, 12:17:12 pm
As far as Asian traditional medicine goes, its one of the leading causes of rhino extinction in Africa. Their belief that ingesting rhino horn cures impotence has led to a huge increase in hunting. The worst thing is, is that stuff like this in Asia is not even treated as morally reprehensible, its all out in the open. Its pretty depressing.

Don't forget the Tigers

I'm too disgusted to crack a Soylent Green joke.

Ok, I will
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Post by: RavynousHunter on May 08, 2012, 12:17:46 pm
Honestly...I'm unsurprised.  People have been trying all kinds of shit to enhance their stamina.  We want to be better, faster, smarter, stronger, and more virile...its only natural that there are some of us who go to insane (and patently disgusting) lengths to try and make that dream a reality without doing any real, hard work.

Or, as my programming teacher put it, "Laziness is the mother of invention."  Never said anything about that "invention" not being something that'd make it hard to keep your lunch down...
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Post by: ThunderWulf on May 08, 2012, 12:48:13 pm
Wow... that's... um, different. o_O
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Post by: ironbite on May 08, 2012, 01:06:50 pm
...................................................STAMINA!?  STAMINA!?
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Post by: Distind on May 08, 2012, 01:37:01 pm
...................................................STAMINA!?  STAMINA!?
Yeah, seriously, work out a bit folks. Couple sit ups, some walking, maybe even a few push ups. It can do a lot for a sedentary body.

Note the absence of 'eating fetus parts' from that list.

... and now I have an image of someone cracking open an aborted fetus and sucking out it's stem cells... thanks Southpark. I had to share, I can't be the only on with that slurping nose in my head.
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Post by: Saturn500 on May 08, 2012, 01:42:10 pm
 :o

Yet another emote we need: A puking one.
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Post by: nickiknack on May 08, 2012, 02:51:47 pm
:o

Yet another emote we need: A puking one.
like this:
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here's a  great smiley website  (http://planetsmilies.net/)
Title: Re: Pills made of ground baby. What the hell?
Post by: Fpqxz on May 08, 2012, 03:25:51 pm
I read about this elsewhere (I think it was on Yahoo News as well), and all I can say is...what.the.actual.fuck.

Now, I like dead baby jokes as much as the next guy, but it stops being funny when it stops being a joke and becomes actual food/medical products made from dead babies.
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Post by: MrsYoungie on May 08, 2012, 04:16:34 pm
People who use strange folk medicines - do they never notice that the stuff doesn't fucking work?
I mean, seriously, I don't expect clinical trials for rhino horn or dead baby gunk, but doesn't Mr. Lee notice that he has spent a kabillion dollars on folk meds and he still can't get it up???
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Post by: niam2023 on May 08, 2012, 04:33:16 pm
If there were not superbacteria in the pills, and if they worked, then no reason for me to be horrified.

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Post by: Shane for Wax on May 08, 2012, 05:19:53 pm
Great. And I just had cherry Pop Tarts for breakfast.

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Thanks, bro. Needed that. While drinking Code Red Mtn Dew.
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Post by: Thejebusfire on May 08, 2012, 06:11:42 pm
This will probably end up as more ammunition for anti-choicers.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on May 08, 2012, 09:10:13 pm
The funny part is that the government or media usually tells everyone that this stuff won't work, but everyone just assumes it is propaganda. So everyone gets their information from rumours.
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Post by: hiddenfunstuff on May 09, 2012, 12:44:49 am
I can't imagine the thought process that led to this, but I guess someone did.
To that enterprising soul, I say 'What the fuck dude?'
To be honest, this doesn't surprise me much. People are fucking weird
Title: Re: Pills made of ground baby. What the hell?
Post by: Fpqxz on May 09, 2012, 02:00:05 am
The funny part is that the government or media usually tells everyone that this stuff won't work, but everyone just assumes it is propaganda. So everyone gets their information from rumours.

This is the kind of behavior you see in societies where people are so accustomed to being lied to by those in power that they no longer trust any sort of authority.

Don't be surprised if you start seeing this attitude on the rise in the USA.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 09, 2012, 02:03:52 am
The funny part is that the government or media usually tells everyone that this stuff won't work, but everyone just assumes it is propaganda. So everyone gets their information from rumours.

This is the kind of behavior you see in societies where people are so accustomed to being lied to by those in power that they no longer trust any sort of authority.

Don't be surprised if you start seeing this attitude on the rise in the USA.

I think you may have South Korea confused with North Korea.

In any case though, I think it's more that the traditional (i.e. fucking useless and rather bad for the environment) medicine has been around for hundred of years and as such is firmly entrenched in their culture. Western, science-based medicine, on the other hand is not, and thus has a much harder time appealing to the more moronic elements of society.
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Post by: Sylvana on May 09, 2012, 02:08:57 am
The funny part is that the government or media usually tells everyone that this stuff won't work, but everyone just assumes it is propaganda. So everyone gets their information from rumours.

This is the kind of behavior you see in societies where people are so accustomed to being lied to by those in power that they no longer trust any sort of authority.

Don't be surprised if you start seeing this attitude on the rise in the USA.

I don't think it is caused by the authorities lying to them as much as the communities believe the word of others more. While the leaders of just about any country lie through their teeth daily, the issue here is more a traditionalism problem. It has been passed down from father to son that ingesting dead baby and rhino horn will make you more virile. Now despite the fact that it has never worked before, people trust the people within their own community more than some external government or authority.

Although chances are that stuff like this actually does 'work' in that it triggers a placebo effect in the user.
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Post by: Cataclysm on May 09, 2012, 11:34:46 am
If there were not superbacteria in the pills, and if they worked, then no reason for me to be horrified.

I'll give you a third reason.

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babies are "mostly" stillbirths and abortions.



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What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

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What's worse than that?

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Moar.

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Title: Re: Pills made of ground baby. What the hell?
Post by: Barbarella on May 11, 2012, 02:48:48 pm
"HOW WAS BABBY PILL FORMED?!"
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Post by: Barbarella on May 13, 2012, 08:46:39 am
"HOW IS BABBY PILL FORMED?!"
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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 13, 2012, 07:14:49 pm
"HOW IS BABBY PILL FORMED?!"
And the point of double-posting just to quote yourself was..?
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on May 13, 2012, 07:57:52 pm
Oh, so that's what happened.

I was wondering why, when I clicked on the new thing, I was brought to a post I had already read.  Wasn't paying too much attention to the quote box.
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Post by: MadCatTLX on May 13, 2012, 09:50:57 pm
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I TOTALLY CALLED IT!

I found some pictures of the pills in question. They're aren't graphic or gross, but I'll put it in a spoiler tag anyway.

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The creepy part here is that I've seen a lot of "stamina" pills that look similar sold at many gas stations. They're usually located next to the glass case containing "tobacco water-pipes".