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Offline Søren

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Re: Voices!
« Reply #75 on: March 04, 2012, 07:18:29 pm »
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07nexBgthUI

Much better attempt at vocals
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Re: Voices!
« Reply #76 on: March 17, 2012, 12:21:56 am »
I decided to contribute to this by reading quotes from the Star Trek Online's Duty Officers.

  • “What you see as arrogance, I see as a matter of accuracy in self-assessment.”
  • “Do not mistake my willingness to speak with you as representative of any affection for you.”
  • "There are few problems that cannot be resolved through the judicious application of explosives."
  • "All you need to start a revolution is one person with a vision."
« Last Edit: March 17, 2012, 01:05:04 am by Damen »
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Re: Voices!
« Reply #77 on: March 17, 2012, 02:59:59 am »
I was bored one day, and did a reading of the Leviathan quote from the front page. This is not my normal speaking voice, for the record. I think I was trying to do hardcore voice, but it came out sounding like a nerdy teenager with a cold. Oh well.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgCzjWB5kPQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgCzjWB5kPQ</a>
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Re: Voices!
« Reply #78 on: March 17, 2012, 08:49:29 am »
One day we need to release a 'Dramatic Readings of Fundie Quotes' CD to raise money for the site.

I vote Antichrist to be one of--if not THE--chief voiceover.
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Re: Voices!
« Reply #79 on: March 17, 2012, 11:09:28 am »
Very true.
My take on the Leviathan quote is attached.
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Re: Voices!
« Reply #80 on: March 17, 2012, 12:33:48 pm »
Reading a quote from the front page. I think y'all should enjoy it. :)
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Re: Voices!
« Reply #81 on: March 17, 2012, 12:59:42 pm »
What gets me about the Leviathan Battle Story is the fact that Nautilus makes the assumption that the Leviathan would be accustomed to cold water. Putting aside, you know, logic and science if shit for just a few seconds so we can assume the Leviathan creature did/does exist, and DID live in the very deep ocean... it could well be USED to a very hot-water climate. The sea floor in a lot of places along ocean trenches and faults is RIFE with volcanic vents that eject water and gases at temperatures well beyond that of mere boiling water.

Yeah, the deep sea doesn't get enough sun to warm it THAT way, but it still manages to produce scalding hot water in other ways.

(Also, I am high.)
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Re: Voices!
« Reply #82 on: March 18, 2012, 06:00:31 pm »
Quote from: Damen on March 17, 2012, 12:21:56 am
I decided to contribute to this by reading quotes from the Star Trek Online's Duty Officers.

  • “What you see as arrogance, I see as a matter of accuracy in self-assessment.”
  • “Do not mistake my willingness to speak with you as representative of any affection for you.”
  • "There are few problems that cannot be resolved through the judicious application of explosives."
  • "All you need to start a revolution is one person with a vision."

You sound like the narrator from a game. Maybe a tad similar to Garrett.
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Re: Voices!
« Reply #83 on: March 18, 2012, 08:18:31 pm »
Okay, I just had to get in on the Fundie Quote Reading. I chose two from the top 100. One Funny. One Rage-inducing.

I hope I pass the audition.
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Re: Voices!
« Reply #84 on: March 19, 2012, 02:46:19 pm »
I'll never tire of that God's Penis one. And what exactly is supposed to be evil about sex or peeing?
« Last Edit: March 19, 2012, 03:01:14 pm by Spong Hapsburg »
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Re: Voices!
« Reply #85 on: March 19, 2012, 06:15:30 pm »
One is an expulsion of waste products. Kinda necessary. The other is for reproduction. Not necessary for the individual, but necessary for the species, as long as it is not overdone.

…I have no idea.
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Re: Voices!
« Reply #86 on: March 19, 2012, 11:58:50 pm »
So, I did a dramatic reading of a mainpage quote. If I sound like an idiot, then the effect is complete.
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Re: Voices!
« Reply #87 on: March 20, 2012, 01:04:03 am »
Quote from: N. De Plume on March 18, 2012, 08:18:31 pm
Okay, I just had to get in on the Fundie Quote Reading. I chose two from the top 100. One Funny. One Rage-inducing.

I hope I pass the audition.

These are awesome.
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Re: Voices!
« Reply #88 on: March 20, 2012, 06:44:56 am »
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on March 20, 2012, 01:04:03 am
Quote from: N. De Plume on March 18, 2012, 08:18:31 pm
Okay, I just had to get in on the Fundie Quote Reading. I chose two from the top 100. One Funny. One Rage-inducing.

I hope I pass the audition.
Why, thank you!
These are awesome.
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Re: Voices!
« Reply #89 on: March 20, 2012, 07:03:39 am »
Because.
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