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Offline nickiknack

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Re: FRC: No Right to Have Sex Outside of Marriage...
« Reply #90 on: March 16, 2013, 04:29:40 pm »
So really less awesome and more FABULOUS!

Speaking of FABULOUS!

Where do you think the Landsknecht slept during their campaigns?

On the ground like animals? NO!

On some rags or old clothes like some lowly soldiers? Not good enough for this elite.

They had a goddamn air mattress:


See that? They had air mattresses. Man, they were so pimp.

Guess what else? That mattress is made of leather.

Depending on your view this is either:

a) Murder, they killed some innocent animal(s) Just so that they could sleep comfortably.

b) Fucking metal! They killed some innocent animal(s) Just so that they could sleep comfortably.

c) Innovative.

d) Leather? Kinkyyy! And there is three of them? I am so shipping them. The one on the right is obviously uke. And the guy on the ground is soo shy and tsundere, looking at the other two but if they ask him he's like "I didn't want to join your orgy anyway..."


...Moving on.

Manly men those Landsknecht and also innovative.

I'm going with b,c, and d
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Re: FRC: No Right to Have Sex Outside of Marriage...
« Reply #91 on: March 18, 2013, 11:57:15 am »
Can I just take a moment to say, I love you guys. Even on sword forums, I never learned about medieval air mattresses.

Did you know that English Puritans were big on bondage and cross-dressing?  There's a lot of 17th century porn done by the Puritans themselves that portray women dressed as men and men being flogged by said women.
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